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All female are same

I hate mosquitoes,
I mean I know I'm delicious
but damn..... :( :(
I know that female mosquitoes suck human blood...
All female are same...

With Just Single Kiss

With Just A Single Kiss On Lips  for 30 Sec.
She Got Pragnant.....!!!
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Who is She?
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BALOON. :P :D :)

Never get upset after breakup

Chinese never get upset
after breakups
coZzz
They know that they will find
an exactly same looking partner
within minutes :P :D lolzz

iPhone feeling of landline

Who said Land-Line phones are out of fashion?

Simply buy an #iPhone
All day long, it has to be plugged to a charger.
By God, it really gives you the
feeling of being a 'Land-Line' phone!!! :P

If Guy Pauses His PLAY STATION

Dear Girls
If A Guy Pauses His
PLAY STATION Just to Text u Back
Marry Him !!! <3 :P

Dear Boys
If A Girl Ruins Her Wet NAIL POLISH
Just to Text u Back
Marry Her !!!  <3 :P

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