Man never satisfied with

No man can ever be satisfied
with 4 things in LIFE:-
1. Mobile
2. Automobile
3. TV
4. Wife
Because, there is always
a better #Model in neighborhood  :P


Need Life for Candy Crush

Two Girls were Talking:-
Girl 1: Do you have #Whatsapp?
Girl 2: No

Girl 1: #Twitter?
Girl 2: No

Girl 1: #Facebook?
Girl 2: No

Girl 1: Then what do you have?
Girl 2: A #LIFE
Girl 1: Great!
I need 1 for #Candy_Crush !!! :D


6 Types of Girls

According To A Research,
There Are Basically 6 Types Of Girls
1. Hard Disk Girls – Remember Everything Forever
2. RAM Girls – Forgets About You The Moment You Turn Her Off
3. Screensaver Girls - Just For Looking, Not For Touch
4. Internet Girls – Easy To Access & Explore
5. Server Girls – Always Busy When Needed
6. VIRUS – These Type Of Girls Are Normally Called Wife,
Once Enters In Your System
Don’t Leave Till Everything Is Corrupted.


You carry someone's baby

That #Awesome #Moment
When You carry someone's baby
& they refuse to go back
to their parent's hands
just because they #Like you :D :P


How to Waste Time?

How to stop time: Kiss.

How to travel in time: Read.

How to escape time: Music.

How to fear time: Write.

How to waste time: Social Media !!! :D :P