Main Karta Raha Intzaar

Vo Soti Rahi Main Karta Raha,
Intzaar Us Ke Jagne Ka
Abhi Uske Haath Me Rakha Hi Tha Ke
Choot Gaya, Phool Gulab Ka
Usne Kaha Piche Se Nahi Aage Se Karo,
Deedar Mere Husn-E-Shabab Ka
Usne Kaha Bada Maja Aata Hai Jab Andar Jata Ha,
Kaano Mein Ek Ek Lafz Tere Pyar Ka...

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Aap or Apke Life partner

Aap or Apke Life partner,
Yadi sukhi or swasth rahna chahte ho
.
to istemal karo
.
“Kohinoor”
.
.
.
Basmati Rice.

Achha khaoge
tabi Achha soch paoge :D :P

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3 Dost Diwali Ke Baad Mile

100% Toofani Joke
3 Dost Diwali Ke Baad Mile
1st :Mere Daddy 10,000 Ke Patake Laaye,
Humne 3 Ghante Tak Bajaye,
2nd: Mere Daddy 15,000 Ke Pataake Laaye The,
Humne 4 Ghante Tak Bajaye,
3rd: Daddy Ghar Par Nahin The...
Toh Mera Bhai 5000 Ka Sirf Ek
Pataka Laaya Aur Saari Raat Humne
Baari-Baari Bajayaa..
jo samjha wo share karein
baaki pogo dekho pogo.. :D

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Pehli baar akeli soyi hai

Sunny leone mar gayi
.
To uski kabar pe 1 aadmi aaya
aur bahut jor se hasne laga
.
.
2nd admi : Aap Kyun hass rahe ho
.
.
1 aadmi : kamini Life me pehli baar akeli soyi hai

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