Mar jauga mit jauga

Solid bezzati:
Boy: I #Love u, I cnt #Live without u
Mar jaunga,
Mit jaunga,
Tere #Pyar me fanaa ho jaunga!!
Grl: Hmmm.
Dekhle tujhe jaise theek lage....

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Apni Real Heroine Hogi

देख लेना ‪#‎अपनी‬ वाली तो ऐसी होगी ,
जो ‪#‎ReAL‬ में तो क्या !
पर ... ‪
#‎Aadhar_Card‬ में भी
‪#‎Heroine‬ दिखती होगी... :) ;)

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Propose Style of Boy

Boy to girl- 'Stop' I can PK
Girl- What PK?
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Boy- #Propose karuga
Girl-  FSSSM
.
Boy- what FSSSM?
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Girl- fut saale sendal se maarugi:D
Girls rocks
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Boy- MBKF
Girl- What MBKF?
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Boy- mukka bhi khayegi fir
Boys double rocks. :D :P

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Mujhse kyun hai tu khafa

Tere dil ki dhadkan mein mil jaye mujhe panah
#Pyar hoga na mera kam, E  meri jaaneja...

kya hua tujhko aise jo mujhse hai tu khafa,
bahut ho gye tere natak ab yahan se ho jaa tu dafa :D :P

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Whatsapp ka last seen

Boyfriend to Girlfriend :
Kabhi kabhi mere Dil mein khayal aata hai,
Kabhi kabhi mere Dil mein khayal aata hai
:
:
ki
Jab tu 10:30pm baje so jaati hai,
to tera #Whatsapp last seen at 3:30 am kyu dikhata hai". ?

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