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Raat tak dosto ke saath party

Bahaduri Kya Hai?
Der Raat tak dosto k saath party kar k ghar aao.
Aur Mummy jhadu le k darwaaze pe mile.
Aur tum puchho-
Hey Mom, Abb tak safai kar rahi ho!!! . :> :P

Waqt Se Pehle Kismat Ke Bina

Kehte Hein Waqt Se Pehle
Or Kismat Ke Bina
Kisi Ko Kuch Nahi Milta
. . . . ~Afsos~ . . . . . .
.
Mere Paas #Waqt Nahi
Or Ladkiyon Ke Paas #Kismat Nahi… :D :P

Indian view about Pakistan

#Pakistan ke prati #India ka nazariya -

1947-
Doodh maangoge to kheer denge!
Wah! Wah!
Doodh maangoge to kheer denge!
Aur doodh phat gaya toh paneer denge! :D

1971-
Doodh mangoge to kheer denge!
Wah! Wah!
Doodh mangoge to kheer denge!
Mang lo gilgit, poora #Kashmir denge:D


In 1999-
Doodh mangoge toh kheer denge!
Wah! Wah!
Doodh mangoge to kheer denge!
Kashmir mangoge to cheer denge:D
<52 saal baad akal aayi>

In 2014-
Na doodh denge, Na kheer denge!
Wah! Wah!
Na doodh denge, na kheer denge!
#Kashmir mangoge to Lahore bhi chheen lenge :D

Dil kisi ne HACK kar liya

Mere #Dil ki hard disk mein usne entry li..
Fir meri #RAM ki memory usne increase ki..
Fir kya tha...

uska Dil kisi ne #HACK kar liya,
or Mera Dil usne #CRACK kar diya....

MAA ke aanchal ka sukh

#MAA ke aanchal me sone ka sukh,
agli generation nahi le payegi..
Kyun ki
.
.
#SHORTS pehenne wali MAA,
aanchal kaha se layegi lol :P :D

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