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Rahul ne party ka kya socha

#सोनिया: बेटा राहुल,
अब तुमने पार्टी का क्या सोचा है?
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#राहुल : मम्मी, कल ही तो कांग्रेस हारी है
अभी पार्टी करेंगे तो अच्छा नहीं लगेगा  :D :P

Pyar kisi ek se krunga

#Pyar to kisi ek se krunga...
ho ska to kisi nek se krunga...
but..
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jab tak nahi milegi vo nek...
Try to har ek se krunga... :D :P

Chicken ke sath roti

Santa roti ka 1 tukda khud kha raha tha
aur 1 pass baithi murgi ko khila raha tha...
Banta: "Ye kya kar raha hai?"
Santa- "Chicken ke sath roti kha raha hu..
Shravan chal rahe hain na...

Meaning of Blue Eyes in Hindi

Teacher :- iska arth (meaning) bataiye..
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Blue Eyes Hypnotyes Teri Kardi
Hai Mainu I Swear Chhoti Dress Me Bomb Lagdi Mainu...
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Student :- prasang me ye panktiya hamari
pathya pustak "Yo Yo Honey Singh" me sankalit kavita
'BlueEyes' se li gayi hai...
Jiske rachaita "Shree Yo Yo Honey Singh ji" hai...
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Is Mein kavi kehna chahate hai...
Hey Balika..!
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Teri neeli ankhe mujhe sammohit karti hai..
Mujhe vishwaas hai ki... 
Tu in chhoti vastro mein
Visphotak samagri k samaan lagti hai....!! <P

Zindagi ke 7 Ahem kaam

#Zindagi ke 7 Ahem kaam -

1)Studies
2)Games
3)Entertainment.
4)Love.
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7) …
#Love k Baad insan
kisi kaam ka nahi rehta...

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