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Fair & Lovely Hai Na

Maa - Nalayak Kahan Thi Itni Raat Tak?
Beti - Boyfriend Ke Saath ^_^
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Maa - Kar Aayi Na Muh Kala,
Beti -To Kya Hua Maa
Fair & Lovely Hai Na... :D :P

machar preshaan kar raha tha

1 sardar ko 1 machar preshaan kar raha tha.
tang aa kar wo bed ke neche so gya

tabhi waha 1 jugnu aa gya.
sardar bola kamine ab torch le kar dhund raha hai... :D

Pappu Mount Everest Pe Gya

Pappu ek din Mount Everest Pe Gya
3 Baba Baithe The
Aur Tambaku(tabacoo) Ragad Rahe the.
Pappu- Baba Ye Kya hai?
Baba- Masala..
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Pappu- O Teri,
Everest Masale Aap Banate Ho !!! :D

Tu fir Fridge mein susu kar aaya

chota baby= Mummy kal mai jab susu karne utha
to bathroom ka darwaja kholte hi
light apne aap on ho gyi...
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Mummy= Kamine kutte,  tu fir
Fridge mein susu kar aaya hai :D :P

Agar Main Bill Gates Hota

Ek Teacher ne kaha ki 'AGAR MAIN BILL GATES HOTA' par essay likho.
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Sare students likhne lag gaye.
Teacher ne dekha ki sab likh rahe hain but
apna Pappu sirf smile kar raha tha, yahan vahan dekh raha tha lekin likh nahin raha tha.
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Teacher: Pappu, tum kyu nai likh rahey?
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Pappu: Madam ji,
main apni secretary ka intzaar kar raha hun.
This is #Attitude... B| (y)

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