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Who was chandra gupta morya

Height of guessing an answer……

Teacher – Who was chandra gupta morya.

Santa – he was cousin of
ganpati bappa morya….!!! :D :P

i bought new iPhone

Boy: hey i bought a new #iPhone

Girl: wow….. Konsi company ka???
Boy: ja behen tu ghar ja,
#Reebok ka laya hun…!!! :D

Paper leak ho gaya hai

Santa jab exam dene gya
to wo apne saath plumber ko bhi le gya..?
Kyun?

Kyunki Santa ko khabar mili thi
ki paper leak ho gaya hai.... :D :P

Mujhe Note3 Hi chahiye

दुकानदार:- चचा कौन सा मोबाईल दिखाऊं ?
चाचा:- #NOTE 3 दे दो..
दुकानदार:- चचा #Lava वगैरह ले लो
NOTE 3 समझ मे नही आएगा..!!

चाचा:- अरे नही बेटा वो NOTE3 ही चाहिये..
दुकानदार:- पर NOTE3 ही क्याें.?
चाचा:- क्योंकि उसमें कान खुजाने के लिये
डंडी आती है ना..!!! :D :P

khana tyar nahi hua

Husband: begum khana tyar nahi hua abhi?
Begum: nahi g, thodi der baqi hai.
Husband: theek hai mein bahar se kha leta hon.
Begum: bas 5 mint ruk jayen.
Husband: 5 mint mein khana tayar ho jaega?
Begum: nahi mein tayar ho jaungi. dono bahar khayenge :D

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