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Tujhme maa nazar aati hai

Boy: tujhme mujhe maa nazar aati hai.
Girl: O tabhi tum mujhse itni baate karte ho ...
Boy: haan
Girl :tumhari maa mere jaisi dikhti hai ?
Boy: oye pagal mujhe mere hone wale bachcho ki maa
tujhme najar aati hai... :D  lolll...

Baba Aisa Kaam Batao

भक्त: बाबा मुझे ऐसा काम बताओ
कि मुझे कुछ करना न पड़े, 
लोग करें और पैसे मुझे मिलें।
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बाबा: जा बेटा, "सुलभ शौचालय" खोल ले :D :P

Name different type of Cheese

Teacher : Name different type of #Cheese.
Pappu :
1. White
2. Cottage
3. Mozarella
4. Cheddar
5. Swiss blue
6. Bekhudi
7. Zindagi

Teacher : Wait a minute,
What is 'Bekhudi' and 'Zindagi'?

Pappu : Hosh walon ko khabar kya,
Bekhudi kya Cheese hai.
#Ishq kijiye phir samjhiye,
#Zindagi kya Cheese hai.... :D :P

Kya delhi mein Qutub minar hai

Teacher-- bachho se
Kya delhi mein Qutub minar hai ?
pichle bench pe #Pappu so rha tha
Teacher ne pappu se pucha
What did i say ?

pappu :- Kya delhi mein kuta bimar hai :D

Oversmart Girls insulted by boys

2 ladke 2 ladkiyon ka picha kar rhe the
dono ladkiyon ne market se #Rakhi kharidi
aur dono ko rakhi bandh di
dono ladke ek doosre ki tarf dekhne lage aur bole
Tu meri behn se shadi kar le mein teri behn se shadi kar leta hun.. :D

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