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Name different type of Cheese

Teacher : Name different type of #Cheese.
Pappu :
1. White
2. Cottage
3. Mozarella
4. Cheddar
5. Swiss blue
6. Bekhudi
7. Zindagi

Teacher : Wait a minute,
What is 'Bekhudi' and 'Zindagi'?

Pappu : Hosh walon ko khabar kya,
Bekhudi kya Cheese hai.
#Ishq kijiye phir samjhiye,
#Zindagi kya Cheese hai.... :D :P

Kya delhi mein Qutub minar hai

Teacher-- bachho se
Kya delhi mein Qutub minar hai ?
pichle bench pe #Pappu so rha tha
Teacher ne pappu se pucha
What did i say ?

pappu :- Kya delhi mein kuta bimar hai :D

Oversmart Girls insulted by boys

2 ladke 2 ladkiyon ka picha kar rhe the
dono ladkiyon ne market se #Rakhi kharidi
aur dono ko rakhi bandh di
dono ladke ek doosre ki tarf dekhne lage aur bole
Tu meri behn se shadi kar le mein teri behn se shadi kar leta hun.. :D

Sir Mein Bahut Garib Hu

Teacher to Boy:
Nalayak, Class Mein Din Bhar
Ladkiyon Ke Saath Itni Baatein Kyu Karta Rehta Hai?
.
Boy: Sir, Mein Bahut Garib Hu!
Mere #Mobile me #WhatsApp Nahi Hai !!! ;) :P

Par card me likha hai

Shaadi Mein Santa bahut der se khana kha raha tha...
kisi ne pucha, kab tak khaoge?
Santa: Main to khud pareshan hoon.....
par card me likha hai,
.
.
"Dinner 7-12 PM" :D

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