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Ladki fasani seekh le

Santa asks Banta: Tujhe ladki fasani aati hai?
Banta: Nahi..!

Santa: Nahi aati to seekh le..
Pehle ek kaagaz ka jahaaz bana..
Phir usey Class mein uda..
Mam k puchne par.. larki ka naam lagade..
BAS FAS GAYI LADKI . . .

Santa Pilot Se Headphone

Santa flight me pilot ka
headphone cheen raha tha...
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Pilot:-Ye kya kar rahe ho..?
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Santa:- Accha ji Ticket hum le
Aur Gaane tum suno...!!! :D :P

Operation ke baad patient

#Operation ke baad
patient bola-#Doctor Sahab!
Kya ab main ROG MUKT HU?
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Samne se jawab mila-
Beta! Doctor Sahab to
#Dharti par rah gaye
Main to CHITR GUPT HU :D :P

Tujhme maa nazar aati hai

Boy: tujhme mujhe maa nazar aati hai.
Girl: O tabhi tum mujhse itni baate karte ho ...
Boy: haan
Girl :tumhari maa mere jaisi dikhti hai ?
Boy: oye pagal mujhe mere hone wale bachcho ki maa
tujhme najar aati hai... :D  lolll...

Baba Aisa Kaam Batao

भक्त: बाबा मुझे ऐसा काम बताओ
कि मुझे कुछ करना न पड़े, 
लोग करें और पैसे मुझे मिलें।
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बाबा: जा बेटा, "सुलभ शौचालय" खोल ले :D :P

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