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Santa Pilot Se Headphone

Santa flight me pilot ka
headphone cheen raha tha...
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Pilot:-Ye kya kar rahe ho..?
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Santa:- Accha ji Ticket hum le
Aur Gaane tum suno...!!! :D :P

Operation ke baad patient

#Operation ke baad
patient bola-#Doctor Sahab!
Kya ab main ROG MUKT HU?
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Samne se jawab mila-
Beta! Doctor Sahab to
#Dharti par rah gaye
Main to CHITR GUPT HU :D :P

Tujhme maa nazar aati hai

Boy: tujhme mujhe maa nazar aati hai.
Girl: O tabhi tum mujhse itni baate karte ho ...
Boy: haan
Girl :tumhari maa mere jaisi dikhti hai ?
Boy: oye pagal mujhe mere hone wale bachcho ki maa
tujhme najar aati hai... :D  lolll...

Baba Aisa Kaam Batao

भक्त: बाबा मुझे ऐसा काम बताओ
कि मुझे कुछ करना न पड़े, 
लोग करें और पैसे मुझे मिलें।
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बाबा: जा बेटा, "सुलभ शौचालय" खोल ले :D :P

Name different type of Cheese

Teacher : Name different type of #Cheese.
Pappu :
1. White
2. Cottage
3. Mozarella
4. Cheddar
5. Swiss blue
6. Bekhudi
7. Zindagi

Teacher : Wait a minute,
What is 'Bekhudi' and 'Zindagi'?

Pappu : Hosh walon ko khabar kya,
Bekhudi kya Cheese hai.
#Ishq kijiye phir samjhiye,
#Zindagi kya Cheese hai.... :D :P

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