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Maulvi Sahab watching Fashion TV

मौलवी साहब #Fashion TV देख रहे थे
एक आदमी - "मौलवी साहब आप भी ..??


मौलवी - ' मियां ..... 'अल्लाह' कसम ....
यकीन मानो , ..."नफरत की निगाहों"... से देख रहा हूँ ..!!! :D :P

TV Anchor interviewing a Farmer

TV Anchor interviewing a Farmer:
Q: Aap Bakre ko kya khilate ho?
Farmer : Kale ko ya Safaid ko?
Anchor: Safaid ko...
Farmer : Ghaas...
Anchor: Aur Kale ko?
Farmer : U'se bhi Ghaas hi khilata hu.....
Anchor: Inhain baandhte kidher ho?
Farmer : Kise Kale ko ya Safaid ko?
Anchor: Safaid ko.....
Farmer : Bahar ke kamre mein
Anchor: Aur Kale ko?
Farmer : Use bhi bahar ke kamre mein......
Anchor: Aur nehlate kaise ho?
Farmer : Kise Kale ko ya Safaid ko?
Anchor: Kale ko......
Farmer : Pani se
Anchor: Aur Safaid ko?
Farmer : Use bhi pani se.....
Anchor Gusse se:
Kamine, jab dono ke saath sab-kuchh ek jaisa karta hai th mujhse baar baar kyu puchhta hai, "Kala ya Safaid?"
Farmer : Kyu ke Safaid bakra mera hai...
Anchor: Aur kala?
Farmer : Woh bhi mera hi hai...!!! haha :D

Maths me Keval 1 number aaya

Papa: Ye kya,
tumhare #Maths me Keval 1 number aaya?
.
Beta: Jab iraado mein ho doguni chamak,
To honslo me kyun nahi?
.
Papa: What?
.
Beta: Sirf 2 Zeros ka farak hai papa,
Aa jayenge!!!! :D :P

Duniya me sabse bada kaun

Ek bar sharabi raste se ja raha tha to use pujari dikha
Usne pujari se pucha
Is duniya me kaun sabse bada?
Pujari: Is duniya me mandir bada
Sharabi:Mandir bada to dharti pe kyo khada?
Pujari:Dharti badi
Sharabi:Dharti badi to sheshnag k sir pe kyo khadi?
Pujari:sheshnag bada
S: Sheshnag bada to mahadeo k gale me kyo pada?
P: Mahadeo bade
S:Mahadeo bade to parbat pe kyo khade?
P: parbat bada
S: parbat bada to hanuman k hath pe kyo khada?
P: hanuman bada
S:to ramji ke kadmo me kyo pada
P:ramji bade
S:to ra1 k piche kyo pade?
Pujari:mai haar gaya ab tum hi batao koun hai sabse bada?
Sharabi: jo puri botal pi liya aur phir b apne pairo pr khada vahi is duniya me sabse bada.

Ladkiyan itni Ullu Kyun Hoti Hain

Ladki: Is mirror ki kya keemat hai??
SHOPKEEPER : Rs.1000 !
.
Ladki: ohh.. bahut mehnga he..
kya isme koi khaas baat he??
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SHOPKEEPER: aap isko
100 floor se niche girao,
ye mirror 99 floor takk nai tutega...
.
Ladki :Wow..PACK kardo bhaiya!! :D

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