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Tumhara Naam Kya Hai

Boy: Tumhara Naam Kya Hai?
Girl: Mina, Aur Tumhara?
Boy: Kamina
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Girl: Jhooth Mat Bolo
Boy: Tum 5 minute Pass Baith K Dekh Lo
Fir Tum Isi Naam Se Bulaogi... :D

Doctor Ne Naya Clinic Khola

Solid Beijjati: -
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Ek Doctor Ne Naya Clinic Khola. .
Thodi Der Bad Ek Aadmi Aaya. .
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Doctor Ne Apne Aap Ko Busy Show Karne K Liye,
Telephone Ka Receiver Uthaya Aur Appointment Dene
K Andaz Main Bolne Laga. .
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Fir Phone Rakhne K Baad. .
Doctor Aadmi Se: Haan Bataiye Kya Hua? . . . . . . .
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Aadmi: Bsnl Se Aaya Hun, Baat Khatam Ho Gayi Ho
To Telephone Activate Kar Du? :D

Coffee thandi ho jayegi

Santa Banta sit in a coffee shop
Santa : "jaldi pee yaar, Coffee thandi ho jayegi"
Banta : "To kya?"
Santa : arey bewakoof, menu card parh!!!
HOT COFFEE Rs.20/-
&
COLD COFFEE Rs. 40/-

Kuch positive baat nahi?

Ladki Wale: Beta-drink karte ho ?
haan Ji !

Cigarette ?
haan ji

Jua/satta ?
Haan ji

Danga-fasad ?
Haan Ji

Sari Negative baatein hain !!
kuch +ve baat hai kya ?
.
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 haa ji HIV +  ;) :P

Dusri Dukan pe dekh lunga

Santa:- Rasgulle hai
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Dukandaar:- nahi
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.
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Santa:- Dekh lunga
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Dukandaar:- (Gusse me) Kya dekh lega ?
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Santa:- Dusri Dukan pe jakar dekh lunga :D

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