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Pappu Mount Everest Pe Gya

Pappu ek din Mount Everest Pe Gya
3 Baba Baithe The
Aur Tambaku(tabacoo) Ragad Rahe the.
Pappu- Baba Ye Kya hai?
Baba- Masala..
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Pappu- O Teri,
Everest Masale Aap Banate Ho !!! :D

Tu fir Fridge mein susu kar aaya

chota baby= Mummy kal mai jab susu karne utha
to bathroom ka darwaja kholte hi
light apne aap on ho gyi...
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Mummy= Kamine kutte,  tu fir
Fridge mein susu kar aaya hai :D :P

Agar Main Bill Gates Hota

Ek Teacher ne kaha ki 'AGAR MAIN BILL GATES HOTA' par essay likho.
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Sare students likhne lag gaye.
Teacher ne dekha ki sab likh rahe hain but
apna Pappu sirf smile kar raha tha, yahan vahan dekh raha tha lekin likh nahin raha tha.
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Teacher: Pappu, tum kyu nai likh rahey?
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Pappu: Madam ji,
main apni secretary ka intzaar kar raha hun.
This is #Attitude... B| (y)

Santa ki Wife in Red Saari

Santa ki Wife ka Rang Kala tha...
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Ek Din Santa ki biwi ne Red Saree
Pehan Ke Pucha: Mein Kaisi
Dikh Rahi Hu?
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Santa: Jaise Kajal Ki Factory main
aag lag gai ho. :D

Mera dost kuch din se laapta hai

A boy to Police inspector:-
Sir mera dost kuch din se laapta hai
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Inspector : aakhri baar
kab aur kahan dekha tha ???
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Boy : #WhatsApp pe 3 din
pehle ka last seen hai..

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