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Tu Hamesha Galat Hi Sochti Hai

Bahu : Maaji, Ye Abhi Tak Nahi Aaye,
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Kahi Koi Ladki Ka Chakkar To Nahi Hai
Unke ?
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Maa : Arre Kambakht Tu To
Hamesha Galat Hi Sochti Hai,
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Ho Sakta Hai Ki
Kisi TRUCK Ke Neeche Aa Gaya Ho

Sooraj Raat Ko Kyun Nahi Nikalta

Santa: Yaar Sooraj Raat Ko
Kyun Nahi Nikalta?
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Banta: Kya Pata Nikalta Bhi Ho
Andhera Itna Hota Hai Ki
Dikhayi Kuch Nahi Deta... :D xD :P

Mera Birthday hai kya gift doge

Ladki: kal mera #Birthday hai
tum mujhe kya gift doge.....?
Ladka: tum btao tumhe kya chahiye....?

Ladki: Ring... ^_^ ;)
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Ladka: isme kya hai lo abhi de deta hun
par uthana mat balance kam hai .... :D xD :P

You cannot be punished twice

Why doesnt the India law permit a man
to marry a second women?
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A. Because as per Law
you cannot be punished twice for the same offence! :D

Apki shadi judwa behan se ho jaye to

1 talent test me puchha gaya
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agr apki shadi judwa behan mein se
kisi ek ke sath ho jaye
to aap apni wife ko kaise pehchanoge ??
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Best Ans. - Hum Kyun Pehchaane? xD :P

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