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Tum ek aur dress le aayi

Power Of A Wife
Hubby :- Ye kya tum ek aur dress le aayi ? Abhi parso hee to...

Wife chilla kar boli :-
Kya parso ?
Bolo......
Bolo kyaa kahaa tum ne ?
Ruk kyon gaye ?
Kya parso,
Parso kya,
Bolo jaldi
Jaldi bolo naa,
Bataa-o kyaa parso ?
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Hubby : Kuchh nahi, main bas ye keh rahaa thaa ki parso bhi ek hee dress laayi thi pagli, aaj to do le aati.... :P

Sorry I am at Blood Bank

GF: Where R You ... ?
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PAPPU: I'm At Bank.
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GF: I Need 30,000 For New Cell
Phone & 10,000 For New Mini Skirts.
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PAPPU: Sorry, I Mean I'm At 'Blood Bank '
"KHOON PIYEGI KHOON"... ? :P :D

Tu Hamesha Galat Hi Sochti Hai

Bahu : Maaji, Ye Abhi Tak Nahi Aaye,
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Kahi Koi Ladki Ka Chakkar To Nahi Hai
Unke ?
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Maa : Arre Kambakht Tu To
Hamesha Galat Hi Sochti Hai,
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Ho Sakta Hai Ki
Kisi TRUCK Ke Neeche Aa Gaya Ho

Sooraj Raat Ko Kyun Nahi Nikalta

Santa: Yaar Sooraj Raat Ko
Kyun Nahi Nikalta?
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Banta: Kya Pata Nikalta Bhi Ho
Andhera Itna Hota Hai Ki
Dikhayi Kuch Nahi Deta... :D xD :P

Mera Birthday hai kya gift doge

Ladki: kal mera #Birthday hai
tum mujhe kya gift doge.....?
Ladka: tum btao tumhe kya chahiye....?

Ladki: Ring... ^_^ ;)
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Ladka: isme kya hai lo abhi de deta hun
par uthana mat balance kam hai .... :D xD :P

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