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Facebook roti nahi degi

पापा :- सारा दिन #Facebook पे बैठा रहता है...
ये तुझे रोटी नहीं देने वाली....
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बेटा :- पापा मुझे भी पता है की ये रोटी नहीं देगी
पर रोटी बनाने वाली तो यहीं से मिलेगी.... ;) :D

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Pathan Ke 3 Bachche Hue

Ek Pathan Ke 3 Bachche Hue, Usne Unke Naam Rakhe:
1) Hasrat Khan
2) Harkat Khan
3) Barkat Khan

2 Saal Baad Uske Yahan Phir 3 Bachche Hue, Usne Is Baar Unke Naam Rakhe:
1) Dariya Khan
2) Samandar Khan
3) Sailaab Khan

Next Time Phir Se 3 Bachche Hue Aur Is Baar Naam The:
1) Himmat Khan
2) Housla Khan
3) Bardasht Khan

Har Baar Ki Tarah Jab Is Baar Bhi Uske Yahan 3 Bachche Hue Toh Is Baar Naam Biwi Ne Rakhe:
1) Bas Kar Khan
2) Sharam Kar Khan
3) Reham Kar Khan.....

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Who was chandra gupta morya

Height of guessing an answer……

Teacher – Who was chandra gupta morya.

Santa – he was cousin of
ganpati bappa morya….!!! :D :P

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i bought new iPhone

Boy: hey i bought a new #iPhone

Girl: wow….. Konsi company ka???
Boy: ja behen tu ghar ja,
#Reebok ka laya hun…!!! :D

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Paper leak ho gaya hai

Santa jab exam dene gya
to wo apne saath plumber ko bhi le gya..?
Kyun?

Kyunki Santa ko khabar mili thi
ki paper leak ho gaya hai.... :D :P

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