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Aap Kitne Bhai Behn Ho

1लड़का, लड़की देखने गया
उन दोनो को बात करने के लिये अकेले छोड़ दिया।

लड़की थोड़ा #Nervous #Feel कर रही थी
इसीलिये डरते-डरते उसने लड़के से पूछा- भैया आप कितने भाई-बहन हो?
लड़का- आज सुबह तक तो 3 ही थे
लेकिन अब लगता है 4 हो गए हैं :D :P

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Frustrated Employee in Office

Professional Life:
HR: Kaha Gaye The?
Employee: Baal Katwane.
HR: Office hours Mein?
Employee: Baal Badhe Bhi Toh Office Hours Mein Hi Hain Na.

HR: Ghar Mein Rehte Ho,
To Bhi Badhte Hain Na Tumhare Baal.
Employee: Takla Thodi Na Kiya Hai,
Jitne Office Mein Badhe The Utne Hi Katwaye Hain!!!

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ishq aur pyar kya hota hai

ek baar #wife apne husband ko pushti hai ki
ishq aur pyar kya hota hai ?
#Husband ne answer diya :-
ishq to vo hai jo main tumse karta hu
pyar wo hai jo main tumhari sister se karta hu...

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2 rupee mein rickshaw

Santa rickshaw wale ko..
Yaar mujhe bus stand takk le jao
do(2) rupee mein..
rickshaw wala:- Sahib 2 rupee mein kaun jata hai ???
:
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Santa:- Tu piche baith
main tujhe le k chalta hun :-D ;-)

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Beta apne baal katvaa

Maa: Beta, Tu apne baal kyun nahi katvaata?

Pappu: Yo! its fashion mummy ;) :D

Maa: Wo to theek hai,
par log teri beheno ko dekhne aate hain,
aur tujhe pasand kar jaate hain... :P

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