Ek bar sharabi raste se ja raha tha to use pujari dikha
Usne pujari se pucha
Is duniya me kaun sabse bada?
Pujari: Is duniya me mandir bada
Sharabi:Mandir bada to dharti pe kyo khada?
Pujari:Dharti badi
Sharabi:Dharti badi to sheshnag k sir pe kyo khadi?
Pujari:sheshnag bada
S: Sheshnag bada to mahadeo k gale me kyo pada?
P: Mahadeo bade
S:Mahadeo bade to parbat pe kyo khade?
P: parbat bada
S: parbat bada to hanuman k hath pe kyo khada?
P: hanuman bada
S:to ramji ke kadmo me kyo pada
P:ramji bade
S:to ra1 k piche kyo pade?
Pujari:mai haar gaya ab tum hi batao koun hai sabse bada?
Sharabi: jo puri botal pi liya aur phir b apne pairo pr khada vahi is duniya me sabse bada.

Ladki: Is mirror ki kya keemat hai??
SHOPKEEPER : Rs.1000 !
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Ladki: ohh.. bahut mehnga he..
kya isme koi khaas baat he??
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SHOPKEEPER: aap isko
100 floor se niche girao,
ye mirror 99 floor takk nai tutega...
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Ladki :Wow..PACK kardo bhaiya!! :D

Maa - Nalayak Kahan Thi Itni Raat Tak?
Beti - Boyfriend Ke Saath ^_^
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Maa - Kar Aayi Na Muh Kala,
Beti -To Kya Hua Maa
Fair & Lovely Hai Na... :D :P

1 sardar ko 1 machar preshaan kar raha tha.
tang aa kar wo bed ke neche so gya

tabhi waha 1 jugnu aa gya.
sardar bola kamine ab torch le kar dhund raha hai... :D

Pappu ek din Mount Everest Pe Gya
3 Baba Baithe The
Aur Tambaku(tabacoo) Ragad Rahe the.
Pappu- Baba Ye Kya hai?
Baba- Masala..
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Pappu- O Teri,
Everest Masale Aap Banate Ho !!! :D