Do you Love Me Or Money

A husband sent a text to his wife,
"Darling! Do you #Love me m
ore than my money?"

Wife replied back, "¥ € $"
The husband is still confused !!!

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Girl sitting on park bench

A Girl was sitting on a park bench.
Beggar: Hi #Sweetheart.

Girl: How dare you call me sweetheart?
Beggar: Then what the hell are you doing on my bed?

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Diwali Gift for Girlfriend

Boy bought a #Gift for his Girlfriend.
G.F : what the hell wud i
do with this diwali rocket??

Boy : you wanted stars naa?
Now sit on it and Get lost. :D :P

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Girls numbers in mobile

Jeeto checked Santa's mobile
and found all girls numbers saved in the following order:
New Bird
Neighbour Bird
Old Bird
Upstair Bird
Hospital Bird
Insurance Bird
College Bird
Super Market Bird
Finally she checked her number
and it was saved as 'Angry Bird' !!! :P

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What is formula of Water

Teacher- What is the formula of ‪#‎Water‬?
Student- H2OHNO3CaCO3Ca2SnMgClNaClTnHgNiHCl

Teacher- What is this?
‪#‎Student‬- This is muncipality water :D

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