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3 Rishte kab pehchane jate hain

3 Rishte 3 Waqt par pehchane jate hai
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1- Aulaad Budhape me
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2- Dost Musibat me Aur
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3- Girlfriend Thandi Mein :P :D

Par Sapne poore nhi hote

Jinke Dil pe lagti hai chot,
Wo aankhon se nahi rote..
Jo apno ke na huye,
Wo kisi ke nahi hote,
Mere halaton ne mujhe
ye sikhaya hai ke,
Sapne toot jate hein
par poore nhi hote:-(

Jhuha Dost Jaan maango to de denge

Jhutha tha wo #Dost..?
Jo kehta tha #Jaan bhi maango to de denge.
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Aaj wo apni g.f. ko Jaan kehta hai
Aur maango to #Kamina gaaliya deta hai :P :D

Flight Me Pilot Mic band karna bhool gya

Flight Me #Pilot Ne Announce Kia :
'Hum Ek Ghante Me Land Karne Wale Hain."
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Fir Wo Mic Band Karna Bhool Gya Aur
Co-Pilot Se Bola :
Abb To Bas Ek Garam Chai Piyunga,
Fir Air Hostess Ki Pappi Lunga.
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Air Hostess Ye Sun Kar Mic Band
Karvane Ke Liye Bhaagi,
Aur 1 Bachche K Pair Me Fas Kar Gir Gayi.
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Bachcha Bola : 'Tujhe Badi Jaldi Hai Kamini.
Suna Nahi? Wo Pehle Chai Piyega..!!! xD :P

Kalleya chad gye sanu oh ron de layi

Kalleya chad gye sanu oh kalleya beh ke ron layi
Kalleya chad gye sanu oh hanjua naal jakham dhon layi
Jehde zakham ne sanu tu ditte ohnu hanjua naal kinjh dho layiye
Hun tu hi sanu dass ja ve taitho bina kise hor de kinjh ho layiye ... :( :'(