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Ladki Main bore ho rahi hu

Ladki : Main bore ho rahi hu
Mom : To ho jaa
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Ladki : Mom pls
Mom: Chal Jaa jhadu laga de haha :D :P

Which machine to impress girls

Boy to Gym instructor:
"Which machine shall I use?
I want to impress girls"
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Gym Instructor: "ATM"  lol :P
Well said Mr. Instructor (y)

Theories on arguing with a girl

There are 2 theories on arguing with a Girl!!!
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If the girl is right
be fair to her & keep quiet.
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If the girl is wrong
be fair to yourself & keep quiet :P

Smile is the lighting system of face

A smile is the lighting system of the face
The cooling system of the brain
And the heating system of the heart!
So always keep Smiling!

Usko Aasmaan mein kya khuda milega

Kisi ko quran mein imaan na mila,
kisi ko geeta mein bhagwan na mila.
Us insaan ko aasmaan mein kya khuda milega,
jis insan ko insan mein insan na mila….