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Oh Addiyan Chukk Chukk vehndi si

ਖਾਲੀ ਥਾਂ ਭਰੋ...
ਉਹ ਅੱਡੀਆਂ ਚੁੱਕ ਚੁੱਕ ਵੇਂਹਦੀ ਸੀ
ਜਦ ....... ਗਲੀ ਚੋਂ ਲੰਗਦਾ ਸੀ ....

1.ਕੁਲਫੀਆਂ ਵਾਲਾ
2.ਗੋਲ ਗੱਪਿਆਂ ਵਾਲਾ
3.ਕੁਲਚਿਆਂ ਵਾਲਾ
4.ਯਾਰ

Comedy Nights What Kapil Says

What Kapil says:
Aur koi bhai bandhu
jo koi sawal puchna chahta ho..
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What Kapil means:
Aur koi bhai bandhu
jo koi apni beizzati karvana chahta ho... :D :P

Jab Life ka khel khatam hone lagta hai

Ham kabi samaj hi nai paate
ki kaun hamare liye khaas hai Aur kaun nahi
kabhi karib ke logon ko hurt kar dete to kabhi ajnabiyon ko madad kar dete hai...
Samajh bhi aisi chiz hai jo jarurat ke waqt kaam nai aati
jab Ye life ka khel khatam hone ko aata hai
AAnKhon ke saamne poori Film aa jati hai...
hamare acche din, bure din, Kisne hamein musibat mein sambala, hamari galtiyaan.

Wife I hate that beggar

Wife : I hate that beggar
Husband : Why ?
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Wife : yesterday I gave him food
today he gave me a book How to Cook !!!

I Love with no limitations

When i #Love,
I #Love with no limitations

But if yOu betray meh
I'll love myself enough to let go...