Wife : How much do you ‎#Love me ?
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Santa : I love U so much, I can't measure.
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Wife : No just tell me.... :/
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Santa : Okay, I am like a ‎#Cellphone
& you are my ‎#SIM card,
i am nothing without you... :)
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Wife : Wow ! that's so ‎#ROMANTIC...
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Santa (saying to himself): Thank God
She doesn't know, this is a Chinese phone,
with FOUR SIM cards :D :v (y)