कभी हौसला भी आजमा लेना चाहिए;
बुरे वक़्त में मुस्कुरा लेना चाहिए;
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अगर सांतवे दिन भी खुजली ना मिटे तो;
आठवें दिन नहा लेना चाहिए... haha ;) :P

A poor man catches a fish,

but his wife cant cook due to mehangai.

No Gas,

No Oil,

No Spices,

No Pyaaz

Man put the fish back in water.

Fish shouts :"CONGRESS ZINDABAD" \m/ :D :P

Pappu ki master se hui ladai
Master ne ki pappu ki dhulai
Pappu ka garm hua khoon
Gaya kabristan aur kabar pe
master ki photo taang ke
likh diya COMING SOON

Ishq ke school mein
naya mahoul taiyar ho gaya,
Pappu ki GF se
puri class ko pyar ho gaya,
Bas tabhi se pappu udas ho gaya,
Puri class fail aur Pappu pass ho gaya!

Bimar Engineering Student
Theek Nahi Ho Raha Tha,
Ek Din Uski Maa Usko Boli....
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Maa = Jaa kar Janwar Ke Doctor Ko Dikha,
To Hi Theek Hoga.. :-\
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Beta = Arey Jaanwaro Ke Doctor Ko Kyu..???
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Maa =  Roz Subah Murge Ki Tarah Uth Jata Hai,
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Ghode Ki Tarah Bhag Ke Tution Par Jata Hai,
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Sher Ki Tarah Class Mein Doston Ke Sath Masti Karta Hai,
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Suwar Ki Tarah Yahaan-Vahaan
Assignment Par Mooh Marta Hai,
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Gadhe Ki Tarah Submission Karta Hai,
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Ghar Aakar Sab Pe Kutte Ki Tarah Bhokta Hai,
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Raat Ko Ullu Ki Tarah Jag Ke Facebook Pe Chat Karta Hai, :-P
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Bhains Ki Tarah So Jata Hai,
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Aur Bhigi Billi Ki Tarah 40 Marks Lata Hai, Isliye....  :v :-D :-P ;-)