You must be Kidding

Son: My fathers name is Laughing
and my mothers name is Smilling

Teacher: You must be Kidding !!! 😀
Son: No, that my sisters name,
I’m Joking!!! 😀😜

Do you Love Me Or Money

A husband sent a text to his wife,
"Darling! Do you #Love me m
ore than my money?"

Wife replied back, "¥ € $"
The husband is still confused !!!

Girl sitting on park bench

A Girl was sitting on a park bench.
Beggar: Hi #Sweetheart.

Girl: How dare you call me sweetheart?
Beggar: Then what the hell are you doing on my bed?

Diwali Gift for Girlfriend

Boy bought a #Gift for his Girlfriend.
G.F : what the hell wud i
do with this diwali rocket??

Boy : you wanted stars naa?
Now sit on it and Get lost. :D :P

Girls numbers in mobile

Jeeto checked Santa's mobile
and found all girls numbers saved in the following order:
New Bird
Neighbour Bird
Old Bird
Upstair Bird
Hospital Bird
Insurance Bird
College Bird
Super Market Bird
Finally she checked her number
and it was saved as 'Angry Bird' !!! :P