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What is your date of birth

Interviewer: What is your date of birth?
Santa: Nov 28.

Interviewer: Which year?
Santa: abhey ! Every Year. :D

Husband's hair in locket

Lady 1: I suppose you carry a memento of some sort in that locket of yours?
Lady 2: Yes, it is a lock of my husband's hair.

Lady 1: But your husband is still alive?
Lady 2: Yes, but his hair are gone!!! :P

Tarot Cards Reader in trouble

Tarot Cards Reader: You wish to know
about your future husband?

Lady: No. I simply wish to know
about the past of my present husband for future use!

Doctor I would advise you

Doctor: I would advise you, Madam,
to take frequent baths,
plenty of fresh air and dress in cool gowns.
Husband (an hour later): What did the doctor say?
Wife: He said I ought to go to the Bahamas;
and afterwards to the mountains
and to buy some new light gowns at once!!!

Only the wearer knows

Lawyer: Why do you want to divorce
such a beautiful and lovely Wife?
Husband: Look at my Shoe,  it is also beautiful
but only the wearer knows how much it pinches!


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