#Dhoom 3 me kaam karke Aamir khan ne
Engineering Student ko Kya sandesha diya..?
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Bhale hi aap #Aamir ki tarah
College ya University Top kar lo (3 Idiots)
Par Aakhir mein,
Aapko Job na milne par Chor hi ban na Padega :P

Dva mein vo jaadu nahi
par teri dua mein asar lagta hai
saari duniya ko kho sakte hain hum
par tujhe khone se darr lagta hai :(

Wo Bathroom main baitha
kisi Se 1 lota pani bhi Naa Maang Saka "Faraz"
Kyon ki usne khud hi kaha tha k
"Mujh par 1 Ehsaan karna,
k Mujh par koi Ehsaan Na karna.'

Signal pay 1 aurat ki car ruki  to
1 fakir mangne laga...

Aurat boli:- Tumhari shakal kuch jaani pehchani lagti hai.

Fakir bola. Madam We Are #Friends on #Facebook  ;-)

Boy: Jaan, Tumhara Naam apne haath pe likhu ya Dil pe?
Girl: idhar udhar kyun likhey ho..
Agar sacha Pyar karte ho to apni property ke Papers pe likh do...
('_') Oye Teri,  yaar ladkiyan kitni chalak ho gyi hain
star plus dekh dekh ke'