The pain of Missing Friends
is realized when
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U R standing some where nd see
a group of Friends having fun...
U smile nd say to urself
'HUM TO IS'SE BHI JYADA KAMINE THE' :P

Santa ne #Nokia ka sabse badi screen wala #Mobile liya.
socho Kyun ?
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wo dekhna chahta tha ki
phone on hone par kaun 2 log hath milate hain????? :D

POGO Joke..!

#SunnyLeone class mein padha rhi thi.

A for Apple
B for Bat
C for Cat
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L for L***
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Sorry bachcho muh se nikal gaya.
sabhi bacche ek sath bole :
koi bat nahi madam Wapas muh mein le lo :P :D

Katrina ki coffee mein ek machhar gira,
usne wo pee li.
Tabhi Machhar ke baap ne #Katrina ke
kaan ke pass aake kuch kaha
aur
Katrina behosh ho gayi...
Usne kaha tha :
Tumhare pet mein mera bachha hai.... :O :P

दोस्ती के नाम पे #Diwane चले आते है
शमा के पीछे #Parwane चले आते है
तुम्हे याद न आयी खैर आना मेरी मौत पर
उस दिन तो #Begane भी चले आते है