Jivan main kuch dost “AAINA”
aur
kuch dost “SAAYE” ki tarah hone chahiye.

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“AAINA” aapko sach batata hai
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“SAAYA” aapka sath nahi chhodta :)

#‎Bihar‬ school teacher’s killer English:

1. Pick up the paper n fall in the dust-bin!

2. Both of you three, stand together separately!

3.Will u hang that calendar or I’ll “HANG MYSELF!”

4.Tomorrow call ur parents especially mother and father!

5.Why r u luking at the monkey outside when I'm in the class…?

6.I hv 2 daughters: both r girls.

7.Stand in the middle of the corner!

8.The boy behind the last boy, please stand up... !!! :D #RIPENGLISH

Haryanvi Conductor ~ Tau, bidi bujha
Tau ~ Kyon Choraa?

Cond.~ Upar dekh tau,
likha se ‘dhumrapaan mana hai’

Tau ~ Teri seat ke upar wale board pe likha se
‘Copper T lagwao’

Taine lagwa li ke!!! lol :D :P

Dad watching ‎#Fashion TV...
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Suddenly Son Came...
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DAD : Gareeb Ladkiya Hai Bechari
Dekho Bechariyo ko
Kapde Khareedne Ke Liye Bhi Paise Nahi Hai... !!!
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Son : Iss Se Bhi Gareeb Chahiye
To CD Hai Mere Paas... :D :P
< Son Rock Dad Shock >

Juma Bazar mein ek aadmi aawaz lagate hue.

"Sher ka pinjra"
10 rupay mein!

"Sher ka pinjra"
10 rupay mein!

Ek aurat ne paas ja kar dekha,
phir waapis aa gayi
Doosri ne pucha kya hua?
Pehli wali kehne lagi:
Kameena "KACHHEY" bech rha hai :D :P