Kal raat maine apne Dil se
uske sath mera rishta poocha,
Kambakhat bola...!
jitna main uska hoon utna tera bhi nahi...!!

Ek Engineer 2 Cigarettes Pee RahaTha
Wife : 2 Cigarette kyon  Pee Rahe Ho ?
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Engineer : Dost ki Yaad Aa Rahi Hai,
1 Meri Or 1 Mere Dost ki...
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Kuch Din Baad Engineer 1 Cigarette Pee Raha Tha
Biwi : Dost ko Bhool Gaye kYa?
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Engineer : Nahi BewaKoof, Maine Cigarette Peena chor diYa Hai :P :D

Hamari Generation ko sab se zyada tension
kab hoti hai ?????
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Exams mein ?????
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Results mein ???? .
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Nahiiiiii
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Jab so kar utho
aur Mobile Aas-Pass Na Ho..  Agree ? :P

Apne sine se laga ke mere gam ko door kardo
Tumse juda na ho pau Itna majboor kardo
Meri nas nas mein bas jaye pyar tera
Mein kisi ko na dekhu itna magroor kardo

Malinga's mom :: Beta haircut kara lena !!!
#Malinga :: Kyu maa?
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Malinga's Mom :: purane peetal ke bartan dhone hain
scrubber chahiye :D :v