Ishq ke school mein
naya mahoul taiyar ho gaya,
Pappu ki GF se
puri class ko pyar ho gaya,
Bas tabhi se pappu udas ho gaya,
Puri class fail aur Pappu pass ho gaya!

Bimar Engineering Student
Theek Nahi Ho Raha Tha,
Ek Din Uski Maa Usko Boli....
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Maa = Jaa kar Janwar Ke Doctor Ko Dikha,
To Hi Theek Hoga.. :-\
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Beta = Arey Jaanwaro Ke Doctor Ko Kyu..???
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Maa =  Roz Subah Murge Ki Tarah Uth Jata Hai,
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Ghode Ki Tarah Bhag Ke Tution Par Jata Hai,
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Sher Ki Tarah Class Mein Doston Ke Sath Masti Karta Hai,
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Suwar Ki Tarah Yahaan-Vahaan
Assignment Par Mooh Marta Hai,
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Gadhe Ki Tarah Submission Karta Hai,
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Ghar Aakar Sab Pe Kutte Ki Tarah Bhokta Hai,
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Raat Ko Ullu Ki Tarah Jag Ke Facebook Pe Chat Karta Hai, :-P
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Bhains Ki Tarah So Jata Hai,
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Aur Bhigi Billi Ki Tarah 40 Marks Lata Hai, Isliye....  :v :-D :-P ;-)

Santa- Kaun Si Cast K Log Desh Ke
Achhe “Nagrik” Hote Hain?
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Banta- Baniye……
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Santa- Wo Kaise?
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Banta- Har Jagah Likha Hota Hai
Desh Ke Acche Nagrik “Baniye" :D :P

Teacher: She is kidding.
Translate In Hindi.
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Punjabi Student....
Wo Bachey De Rahi Hai....:-P.....:-P

Unko Ye Lagta Hai Ham Unpe Marte Hain
Hamko Ye Lagta Hai Ke Wo Ham Pe Marte Hain
Daur Zindagi Ka Guzar Jayega Yoon Hi Ham dam
Na Wo Kuch Poochhte Hain Hamse..
Na Ham Kuchh Keh Paate Hain…