Bhula Do Beeta Hua Kal
Dil Mein Basao Aane Waala Kal
Hanso Aur Hansao Chahe Jo Bhi Ho Pal
Khushiyan Lekar Aayega Ye Aane Wala Kal

Girl In Train: Can I Sit Here?
Boy: It All Yours.

Girl: Can I Take Some Water?
Boy: Ya Sure, My Goodness.
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Girl: Bhaiya Agla Station Kaun Sa Hai
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Boy: Mere Baap Ne Mere Bheje Mein GPS Fit Nahi Kar Rakha Hai,
Jaldi se Seat Khaali Kar, Mujhe Neend Aa Rahi Hai.

5 saal ke bacche ne pyar ki
paribhasha likhi:-
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Pyar chaddi mein huyi
su-su jaisa hota hai,
jo doosro ko nahi dikhta
par khud ko feel hota hai.... :P

Bhai ko Bhai Se Juda Kar Deti Hai “GF”

Maa ko Bete Se Juda Kar Deti Hai ”GF”

Biwi Or Pati Ke Bich Jhagde Paida Kar Deti Hai ”GF”

Insan ko Duniya Se Juda Kar Deti Hai ”GF”

Gharon Me Jhagda Paida Kar Deti Hai ”GF”

“GF” Matlab -
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“Galat Fehmi”
Girl Friend to Bechari Masum Hoti Hai ! :D :P

Wife(patni): Kitna Pyar Karte Ho Mujhe
Husband(pati): Shahjahan Jitna
Wife:Mere Marne Ke Baad Tajmahal banwaoge
Husband: Pagli Maine To Plot Le Bhi liya, Der to tu Kar rahi hai..