senior student to a new comer:
what is your name?
Girl: sabhi pyar se mujhe ''DIDI'' kehte hai
and yours?
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Boy: mujhe sabhi ''JIJA JI'' bulate hai................

Kisi bhi mushkil mod par ham na kahenge C U,
rahenge saath hamesha me and U,
kal ham rhe is duniya mein toh ,
rakh kar phool meri kabar par kehna,
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''STUPID I MISS YOU''..........

Teacher: India ka jhanda
sab se pehle kahan lehraya gya?
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Pappu: Hawa mein !!! :P

Romio ne Juliet se kaha
Ek Sach..
Romio ne Juliet se kaha
Ek Sach..
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Asli masale sach sach
MDH.....MDH ...! :P

Ek ladka, ladki dekhne gaya,
usne English mein baat karne ki sochi
aur bola: English chalegi na?
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Ladki sharmate hue:
soda,namkeen aur leg piece
sath me ho to
DESI bhi chalegi... ;-))