Pappu: "Jaanu ab tum change ho gayi ho..
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GF:"Wo kyun.. ??
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Pappu:"Ab main tumhe KISS karta hu to tum Eyes Close Nahi Karti..
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GF:"Haramkhor, Pichli Bar Close ki thi to Mere Purse se 100 Rs. Gayab The.. :/ :p :D :O

Tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi,
Tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi,

Ek to jhel liya dusra aaya to kayamat hogi !!! :P

Pareshan ''PAPPU'' ki kahani...
Pareshan thi Pappu ki wife,
Non happening thi jo uski life,
Pappu ko na milta tha aaram,
office me karta kaam hi kaam,

Pappu ke boss bhi the bade cool,
Promotion ko har baar jate bhul,
par bhulte nahi the wo deadline,
kaam to karwate the roz till nine,

Pappu bhi banana chahta tha best,
isliye to wo nahi karta tha rest,
din raat karta wo boss ki gulami,
Appraisal ke ummid main deta salami,

din guzre aur guzre fir saal,
bura hota gaya pappu ka haal,
pappu ko ab kuch yaad na rehta tha,
galti se biwi ko behanji kehta tha,

aakhir ek din Pappu ko samaj aya,
aur chod di usne appraisal ki moh maya,
boss se bola,''tum kyon satate ho?''
''appraisal ke laddu se buddu banate ho''

''promotion do warna chala jaunga''
''appraisal dene par bhi wapas na aaunga''
Boss hass ke bola ''nahi koi baat''
''abhi aur bhi pappus hai mere paas''

''yeh duniya pappuon se bhari hai''
''sabko bas aage badhne ki padi hai''
''tum na karoge to kise aur karaunga''
''tumhari tarah ek aur pappu banaonga''

Dil kehta hai uska naam koi or naa le,

Un bheegti ankhon ka jaam koi or naa le,

kuch isliye bhi maine uska haath na choda,

Wo gir jaye to use thaam koi or naa le…

Mat Kar Itni Mohabbat  E Dil,
Pyar Ka Dard Tu Seh Na Payega,
Toot Jayega Kisi Apne Ke Hathon Se,
Kis Ne Toda Ye Bhi Kisi Se Keh Na Payega