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Girlfriend moti ho jaaye to

chappal choti ho jaaye
to paau me nahi aati….

girlfriend moti ho jaaye
to baahon me nahi aati :P

Santa ki wife see you in the evening

Santa ki modern wife ne usse office jaate waqt
pyaar se kaha:

'see you in the evening'

Santa:
'Mein bhi tujhe dekh lunga kameeni,
dhamki apne baap ko diyo. :P

Usko chaha par izhaar naa kar paye

Usko chaha bhi par izhaar naa kar paye
uske siwa kisi aur se pyar naa kar paye
Usne maangi bhi to mujhse judai mangi
Unse mohabbat itni thi ki inkaar naa kar paye

Mera toota hua dil dikha dena

Zindgi se apna har dard chupa lena,
Khushi na sahi gam gale laga lena,
Koi agar kahe mohabbat aasan hai,
To use mera toota hua dil dikha dena…

 

Ek Gunah Har Baar Karta Hu

Mein Ek Gunah Har Baar Karta Hu

Har Sajde Mein Use Hi Yaad Qyun Karta Hu

Ae Khuda Agar Wo Bana Hi Nahi Mere Liye

To Main Use Itna Pyar Qyun Karta Hu...