Chahat me kisi ko ye sjaa naa dena,
mohabbat karo to phir daga mat dena,
jo tumhare bina ek pal bhi naa ji sake,
usse kabhi lambi umar ki dua mat dena.

Suna Hai Aapki Muskurahat Pe Har Koi Marta Hai.... . . 
Zara Time Nikaal Kar Aana To.  . . .
Ek Chuha Maarna Hai.... :P

Chuhi ne hathi se kaha I Love U
Hathi ne pucha tum ne mujhme kya dekha?
Chuhi ne GANESH G Ki photo nikali aur boli Tujhme Rab Dikhta Hai yara main kya kroon.

Bush- Tujhe swiming aati hai?
Lalu- No
Bush- Tere se to Kutta acha hai jo swim kar leta hai
Lalu- Tuje aati hai?
Bush- Ya
Lalu- Fir tere or Kute me kya fark hai

Santa: hotel me khaali katori me roti dubo kar kha rha tha.
Waiter: ye kaise khaa rahe ho?
Santa: SHUT UP main Maths teacher hun.
DAAL maine SUPPOSE ki hui hai. :P