Main nvan number lai leya hai,,
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CHAPPAL da.
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Meri Purani chappal laini howe ta dass deyi,
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Aiven GURUDWARE to chukan di lod ni :D
Changa ni lagda... :P

Hollywood Movies in punjabi version...

Jurrasic park - dinasour jatt da...

Mr.bean - Gunga jatt...

Spider man - jaale jatt de...

Super man - uud da jatt...

Titanic - kishti jatt di...

Terminator - lohe da jatt kad dau watt...

Charly's angel - jatt diya mashukaa

Babys day out - jatt da jawaak paunda gaah

Wife: Tu phull gulab da,
main suraj mukhi.
tu metho dukhi
te main tetho dukhi.
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Pati:Tu kothe chad ke chaal mar,
fir main v sukhi te tu v sukhi hahahah :D

Asi tainu chaheya star plus di tra.
Pyar kita Zee Cinema de tra.
Dekhya fashion TV de tra.
Suneya tainu Mh1 tra.
Te tu sanu bhula ditta DD1 di tra...

Daaru pee ke zindagi diyan problems solve ni hundiya . . .
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par
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Problems ta dudh ya juice pee ke vi
solve ni hundiyaan . . . . .
so chak glassy pa peg
buraaaaaaaaaaaaaah