GOD in #Heaven said to a 9 mnths baby
U R going 2 born on #Earth tomorrow.
Baby cried & asked how I will talk with people
God: I had already sent an #Angel 2 earth she will teach U
Child: how will i pray 2 U
God: the angel will teach u,
Child: how will i learn good words,
God: angel will teach u
Child: if i suffer from sorrow?
God: Angel will b der 2 listen.
Child: how do i find dat angel?
God: Its vry simple!
Usually people call dat Angel as. .
"MOTHER" Love U Mom <3
A man died and sent to #Heaven.
God was surprised to see his #Heart still beating.
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God asked him, how come?
The man replied, "I'm #Dead
but my #Wife still lives in my Heart". ;) <3
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The man was sent to #Hell for over-acting! :D :P
New Weddings Style:
Pandit: Do you agree to change
your Facebook Status from Single To Married?
Boy: Yes!
Girl: Yes!
Pandit: Congratulations !! Your profile
has been updated successfully.
You are now Husband and Wife.
You May now upload your wedding pictures
and don’t forget to "Tag Me" :P :D
Smoking effects #LIPS
Drinking effects #LIVER
Love effects #HEART
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|But|
The most danger 1 is #STUDY
It effects the #BRAIN,
Direct Komma
Avoid it & Enjoy ;) :P
