Teacher :- What are the people of Turkey called?
Student :- I don't know.

Teacher :- They are called Turks.
now What are the people of Germany called?
Student :- They are called Germs.
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Teacher Shocked! Student Rocked! :D

A Girl updated her #Status:
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"2 day is ma result,, i um vary mucah hape.."
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I Commented: I can tell your #English result right now..! xD :P
*Blocked*

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♥♥ ι Ò“eel Ñ•o Ñ•ad wнen we are aparÑ‚ ... ♥♥
ι alwayÑ• dreaм aвoυÑ‚... yoυ all nιgнт & day ...
ι jυÑ•Ñ‚ can noÑ‚ waιÑ‚ Ñ‚ιll yoυ’re мιne Ò“orever.

History Teacher :- From Where to Where did the mughals rule?
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Student :- Sir, I am not sure but i think
from page 15 TO 26...
Teacher Shocked! Student Rocked! xD :P

True line by a big #Smoker:-
i trust on #Cigarette
more than a girl..
b'coz it damage my #Lungs
not my #Heart