Experience is what you get
When you didn't get what you wanted.
And experience is often
the most valuable thing you have to offer...

1. Take ur girlfriend to the washroom..
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2. Make her wash her face..
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3. Make sure all the make-up is gone...
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Marry her.. If you still find her Beautiful... :P :D

When I call my parents and they don't answer
it's no big deal.
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But when they call me and I
don't answer its like World War 3 :P :D

What is #Life ?
#Life is Love
What is love ?
Love is kiss
What is kiss ?
Come here then i will teach you :P :D

Diwali is pretty much the only time....
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When your parents don't look at you
suspiciously
When a box of matches falls from your pocket... :P