Montu woke up in the morning and made a status saying
"Gud Morning friendz, it's my birthday 2day".
.
After half and hour his Dad made a comment saying
"Happy Birthday, son. I got a gift for you."
.
Son replied "Wat is it dad ?"
Dad wrote "A dictionary."
Blocked...
BEAUTY doesn’t make Love but Love makes BEAUTY ;
BREAK everything but never BREAK the HEART;
HEART is the music, PLAY it but never play WITH it
bcoz whn it stops playing . . .
the person became diffrent frim the world. . .
FUNNY INTERVIEW
Officer : What is Your Name ?
Candidate : M P. Sir
Officer : Tell Me Properly
Candidate : Mohan Pal Sir
Officer : Your Father's Name ?
Candidate : M P. Sir
Officer : What Does That Mean ?
Candidate : Manmohan Pal Sir
Officer : Your Native Place
Candidate : M P. Sir
Officer : Is It Madhya Pradesh ?
Candidate : No, Munnur Pal Sir
Officer : What Is Your Qualification?
Candidate : M P. Sir
Officer : (Angrily) What Is It ?
Candidate : Matric Pass
Officer : Why Do You Need A Job ?
Candidate : M P. Sir
Officer : And What Does That Mean?
Candidate : Money Problem Sir
Officer : Describe Your Personality
Candidate : M P. Sir
Officer : Explain Yourself Clearly
Candidate : Mind-blowing Personality Sir
Officer : This Discussion Is Nowhere, You May Go Now
Candidate : M P. Sir
Officer : What Is It Now
Candidate : My Performance... ?
Officer : MP !!!
Candidate : What is That Sir..?
Officer : Mentally Puncture... :P
When something bad happens
you have three choices.
You can either let it define you,
Let it destroy you
or you can let it strengthen you....
