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I never explain myself to anyone

I never explain myself to anyone
coz
person who likes me
doesn't need it.
and
person who dislikes me,
won't believe it !!

3 ways to catch a Tiger

3 ways to catch a Tiger :
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Newton's Method -
Let the tiger catch you and then
you catch it ..

Einstein's Method -
Chase the tiger until it gets tired and
then catch it ..

Indian Police Method -
Catch a cat and beat it until it accepts
it's a tiger !

If you want Love for a Lifetime

If you want a Boy to #Love you for a #Lifetime,
Love his Heart not his money !!!

If you want a Girl to #Love you for a #Lifetime,
Love her Soul not her body !!!

Santa placed two Stones in ears

Santa Placed Two #Stones In his Ears..
.
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Banta : :o Oye ,
What Are You Doing?
.
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Santa : :) Oye Don't Disturb Yaar..
I'm Listening To ROCK Music ! haha :D

When people look at my phone

I hate when people look at my phone
while I'm typing.
It's not that I have something to hide...
It's just none of their damn business :/