Serious Conversation with
Funny Answers:
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1. Principal: Are You Chewing Gum..?
Student: No, I'm Human Being..!
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2. Wife: We Are Having Mother
For Dinner Tonight.
Husband: But Darling,
I'm Vegetarian..!! How Can I Eat Her..??
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3. Will These Stairs Take Me
To The 2nd Floor..?
No, You'll Have To Walk As Well..!!!
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4. Girl: I Have Changed My Mind..!!
Boy: Thank God, But DoesThe
New One Work..!!! :D :P

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She:- My Pleasure
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Have Cool Smile
On UR Face..... HaVe a NiCe Day

What is a #Kiss..??
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In Maths: Kiss is the shortest distance
between two Lips.
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In Biology: Kiss is just exchange of
germs from one mouth to another.
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In Economics: Kiss is a process in which
Demand is higher than supply.
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In chemistry: Kiss is a process of testing the ph of the lips.
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In Physics: It is a process to charging a human body.
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In Computer: Kiss is a local area network
in Which two bodies are Connected without data cabel.

Every Morning is a symbol of rebirth of our life
so forget all yesterdays bad moments
and make today beautiful.......
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