Father to son:
whenever i beat you,
you dont get annoyed,
how you control your anger?

son: i start cleaning the toilet
seat with your toothbrush

One day Raja and Rani decided to send messages
to each other by using Pigeon instead of mobile.

The very next day pigeon reached raja without any message.
He angried and called to rani.
She told stupid "This was a missed call"

Q: Do u knw why in a couple's photo man is on the right side & woman on the left ?
A: Coz as per balance sheet,
Liabilities are on the  Left Side
& Assets on d Right !  :P

I wrote your name on sand,
it got washed.

I wrote your name in air,
it was blown away.

I wrote your name on my heart &
i got Heart Attack.

Flowers die,
Stories end,
Songs fade,
Memories are forgotten,
All things come 2 end,
But people like u r remembered forever,
Bcoz GHOSTS NEVER DIE