#Chess is the only game in the world,
which reflects the status of the husband,
The Poor King can take only one step at a time...
While the Mighty #Queen can do whatever she likes :) :D

Boy bought a #Gift for his Girlfriend.
G.F : what the hell wud i
do with this diwali rocket??

Boy : you wanted stars naa?
Now sit on it and Get lost. :D :P

Jeeto checked Santa's mobile
and found all girls numbers saved in the following order:
New Bird
Neighbour Bird
Old Bird
Upstair Bird
Hospital Bird
Insurance Bird
College Bird
Super Market Bird
Finally she checked her number
and it was saved as 'Angry Bird' !!! :P

Don’t ever be afraid of change,
Always Remember,
God will never take anything away from you
without the intention of replacing it
with something much better !!!

No man can ever be satisfied
with 4 things in LIFE:-
1. Mobile
2. Automobile
3. TV
4. Wife
Because, there is always
a better #Model in neighborhood  :P