That Awkward Moment...
When you have 10 tabs open and can’t figure out where the music is coming from...

We can’t control the wind,
but we have the power to adjust the sails....

If I share something clever and witty on facebook,
don’t try and out clever me with your comment.
I don’t come over and blow out your candles on your cake...

I don’t have a problem with idiots…
I have a problem with the fact they they have an internet connection

That awkward moment when you think someone is ignoring you
When in reality you just didn’t press send button