Teacher: Define #Electricity?
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Pappu: Electricity is the daughter of #Punjab Govt.
and has an extremely loose character.
She goes and comes anytime,
anywhere without informing anyone,
and quite occasionally even at midnight!!! :P
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The best kind of relationship
in the world is the one
in which a #SORRY and a #SMILE
can make everything back to normal again....!!!
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Love is :-
When you __
just can't stop talking to them_
even after __
saying GoodNight __
and bye !! :P
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The hardest moment is not
When tears flow from your eyes
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It's When you have to hide the
#Tears in your eyes with a #Smile....!!
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Husband and Wife both die in a car crash.
Husband becomes bhoot.
Wife becomes Dayan.
They both meet after some time.
Husband tells wife: See I have become a #Bhoot after death,
But strangely you are Still the same... :D
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