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Pados mein kya hai

Pados mein kya chal raha hai?
"Birthday hai"
"Kiska?"
"Tuyu ka."
"Tuyu?"

"Haan!  Sunai to kuch aisa hi de raha hai...
Happy Birthday Tuyu!
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Wοrk on your Ρresent

No οne can go back in time
Τo change what has happened.
So wοrk on your Ρresent
to make yοurself a wonderful Fυture....
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Kya WhatsApp Band Hai?

पति: क्या बात है. आज घर बड़ा साफ है
क्या #WhatsApp बंद है तुम्हारा? पत्नी: नहीं वह तो चार्जर नहीं मिल रहा था
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Need Life for Candy Crush

Two Girls were Talking:-
Girl 1: Do you have #Whatsapp?
Girl 2: No

Girl 1: #Twitter?
Girl 2: No

Girl 1: #Facebook?
Girl 2: No

Girl 1: Then what do you have?
Girl 2: A #LIFE
Girl 1: Great!
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Your DP Is Awesome

Pappu commented on a girl's DP
Pappu: Your DP is awesome!

Girl: Awwww... Thank you. :)
Pappu: Mujhe Bhi Sikha Do
Aise Hi #Photoshop Karna !!!
*Blocked*
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Beta Kya Karte Ho

Uncle: Beta Kya Karte Ho?
Pappu: Uncle Babu Hun
Uncle: Achha Beta Clerk Ho
Pappu: Nahi Uncle!
Aapki Beti Ka,
Wo Hamesha Mujhe Kehti Hai 'Mela Babu' :D :P
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Tum Kya Karte Ho?

Aunty: Beta Tum Kya Karte Ho?
Pappu: I make News reach it's target audience.

Aunty: Wah! News Reporter Ho?
.
Pappu: Nahi, #Akhbaar Fekta Hu! :D :P
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May your days be glittery

May your days be as glittery as #Diamonds
May your companions be as good as #Gold
May your #Heart stay as green as #Emerald
And May your Soul remain as pure as #Pearl
Happy New Year !
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My Sweet Valentine Love You

#Flirtation if for seconds,
#Passion is for minutes,
#Liking is for hours,
#Longing is for days,
#Missing is for weeks,
Infatuation is for months,
Remembrance is for years,
But #LOVE is till eternity...
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Valentine and Vela Time

What's the difference between a "Vela time" and 'Valentine'?
When you have a #Vela_time,
you spend it on your Valentine,

And when you have a #Valentine,
you never have a Vela time!!!
Happy Valentine's Day!
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