Tum Majnu Ho Na

Laila Ne Majnu Ko Ek Ped Ke Pichhe Dekha Aur Boli..

Laila: “ Tum Majnu Ho Na ??

Majnu Bola:“ Haan”
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Phir Kuch Deir Baad Use Jhadiyo
Ke Piche Dekha To Boli..
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Kanjoos ki biwi bimaar thi

Ek kanjoos ki biwi bimaar thi
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Light gyi to candle jala di.
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Aur bola
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Doctor lene jaa rha hu
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 Agar lage ki tum nhi bachogi
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To candle bujha dena :DView Full

Boy and girl chatting on facebook

Boy n girl chatting on facebook...
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Girl- din bhar facebook
pe online rehta hai,,
chutiya hai kya ?
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Boy- tu hogi chutiya...
tera pura khandan chutiyaa..
aur fb tere baap ka hai kya..????
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Apni Girlfriend ki shadi mein

Apni girlfriend ki shadi mein ja ke ehsaas hua..
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Ki...
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khana accha ho to Mohababt bhi feeki
lagti hai..View Full

Aisi Sirf MAA Hoti Hai

Meri Galtiyo Ko Wo Maaf Kar Deti Hai, Bahut Gusse Me Hoti Hai To B Pyar Deti Hai, Hotho Pe Uske Hmesha Dua Hoti Hai, Aisi Sirf aur Sirf "MAA" Hoti Hai....View Full

Main akela udaas nadi ke kinare

Ek din main akela udaas nadi ke
kinare baith kar usme patthar pheink raha tha...
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Tabhi ek medhak nikla aur bola:
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Aaja paani ke andarView Full

Student with Girlfriend in Restaurant

Engineering student sitting with his Girlfriend in Restaurant

Drinking BEER and says:" I Love yOu
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Girlfriend:" is it yOu Or the BEER talking ??
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Student:" its me, Talking tO my BEER,
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Ladka girlfriend ke sath ghumne

Ek ladka apni girlfriend ko le ke ghumne jaata hai.
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aur bahut tez barish ho jati hai
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Socho bahut tez barish me kya hua hoga..???
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Socho..
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Socho..
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Science Teacher - Zinda rehne ke liye kya

SCIENCE Teacher to her nalayak student...
Zinda rehne ke liye kya zaroori hai???
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Nalayak student : socha
socha..
aur phir cheekh kar bola...
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"Zinda rehne ke liye teri kasam...View Full

Exam mein fail hone ki wajah

EXAM me fail hone ki wajah kya hai ?
1 saal ke 365 din hote hein.
Roz 8 ghante sone ke Yani pure saal ke 122 din
365-122=243
Diwali ; holi etc...aur summer vacation gino 61 din
243-61=182 din
Usme 52 sunday.
182-52=130 din.View Full