Meri skin bahut sensitive hai

Girl: Meri Skin bahut soft and sensitive hai,
Aur rang bhi bahut gora hai.
Main sone se pehle kya laga k soya karu ..??
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Doctor: KUNDI :D :PView Full

100 Ke Chhutte Hain?

Ek Baniya Sadak Par Chal Raha Tha
To Ek Bhikhari Uske Paas Aaya.

Bhikhari: “Bhagwan Ke Naam Par
Kuch Paise De Do 4 Din Se Bhukha Hun.”
Baniye Ke Mann Mein Pata Nahi Kya AayaView Full

Lagi ho Aag Dil me jab

Naa to samander se pyas bhujhti hai
Aur na hi aansu piye jate hain.
lagi ho aag #Dil me jab
Tab sirf mainkhane kaam aate hain...View Full

Indian view about Pakistan

#Pakistan ke prati #India ka nazariya -

1947-
Doodh maangoge to kheer denge!
Wah! Wah!
Doodh maangoge to kheer denge!
Aur doodh phat gaya toh paneer denge! :D

1971-
Doodh mangoge to kheer denge!
Wah! Wah!View Full

Par Sadi Taur avalli aa

Ve tenu 36 hor batheria ne
par sadi TAUR avalli aA..
Main KAUR aa koi dukki tikki nai..
36 Lakh Barabar kalli aA..!!View Full

Khwahish es diwane ki

hasrat hai sirf unhe pane ki
aur koi khwahish nahi es diwane ki
mujhe shiqwa unse nahi khuda se hai
kya jarurat thi unhe itna khubsurat banane ki... <3View Full

Wife Monday to Saturday Programme

Wife : Janu.. :)
Monday Shopping,
Tuesday Hotel,
Wednesday Outing,
Thursday Dinner,
Friday Movie &
Saturday Picnic...
Kitna Maja Aayega !!
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Husband : Yes !!! Aur Sunday Mandir ^_^
W: Kyu?
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Pyar unse karo jo

RISHTA unse bnao jo nibhana jante ho,
NAFRAT unse karo jo bhulana jante ho.
GUSSA unse karo jo manana jante ho,
aur #PYAR unse karo jo DIL-O-JAAN lutana jante ho.. <3View Full

Sardar ko chand par bheja gya

1 Sardar ko chand par bhejne ka failsa hua.
Aadhe raste jakar sardar rocket se kood gaya
Aur chillaya dhokha !  Kamino Saalo !
Aaj to amavasya hai,
Chand to hoga hi nahi.... :D :PView Full

Raat tak dosto ke saath party

Bahaduri Kya Hai?
Der Raat tak dosto k saath party kar k ghar aao.
Aur Mummy jhadu le k darwaaze pe mile.
Aur tum puchho-
Hey Mom, Abb tak safai kar rahi ho!!! . :> :PView Full