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Pareshan pappu ki kahani

Pareshan ''PAPPU'' ki kahani...
Pareshan thi Pappu ki wife,
Non happening thi jo uski life,
Pappu ko na milta tha aaram,
office me karta kaam hi kaam,

Pappu ke boss bhi the bade cool,
Promotion ko har baar jate bhul,
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Bhai ko Bhai Se Juda Kar Deti Hai

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Meri Biwi Bohat Achi Hai

Aadmi: Meri Biwi Bohat Achi Hai,
Mujhe sardi mai Pani Garam Kar Ke Deti Hai.

Dost: Nahane Ke Liye?

Aadmi: Nahi yar, Bartan Dhonay K Liye :(
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Kanjoos ki biwi bimaar thi

Ek kanjoos ki biwi bimaar thi
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Light gyi to candle jala di.
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Aur bola
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Doctor lene jaa rha hu
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 Agar lage ki tum nhi bachogi
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To candle bujha dena :D
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Duniya ki best Biwi Padosi ke paas

Duniya ki best "MAA" to
har bete ke paas hoti hai,
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Lekin pata nahi duniya ki best "BIWI"
Padosi ke paas hi kyu hoti hai.. ?? :P :D
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Sahab apni GF ke liye phool le lo

Phoolwala:  Sahab apni gf ke liye phool le lo..
Boy: Meri GF nahi hai..
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Phoolwala:  To mangetar ke liye le lo..
Boy: Meri mangetar nahi hai..
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Phoolwala: To biwi ke liye hi le lo..
Boy: Meri biwi bhi nahi hai..
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Ek Engineer 2 Cigarettes Pee Raha Tha

Ek Engineer 2 Cigarettes Pee RahaTha
Wife : 2 Cigarette kyon  Pee Rahe Ho ?
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Engineer : Dost ki Yaad Aa Rahi Hai,
1 Meri Or 1 Mere Dost ki...
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Kuch Din Baad Engineer 1 Cigarette Pee Raha Tha
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Customer To Hotel Manager Jaldi Chalo

Customer To Hotel Manager:-
Jaldi Chalo
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… Meri Biwi
Khidki Se Kud Kar Jaan Dena Chahti Hai.
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Manager:- So, What Can I Do?
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Customer:- Kamine…
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Mobile phone aaya sab khatam

Mobile Aya Camera Khatam
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Mobile Aaya Wrist Watch Khatam..
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Mobile Aaya Torch Khatam..
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Mobile Aaya Radio Khatam..
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Mobile Aaya MP3 Khatam..
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Mobile Aaya Letters Khatam..
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Lekin Virus fir bhi nhi gya

Bhagwan ne ek aadmi ki yaddasht khatam kar di....
aur pucha - Kuch yaad aa raha hai???
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Aadmi- haan meri biwi ka naam ''Sarita''
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Bhagwan hase aur bole- poori MEMORY FORMAT kar di
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