Can you leave your parents for me

Girl: What can you do for me ?
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Boy: Everything
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Girl: Can you leave your parents for me ..?
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Boy: Sorry dear, I cant leave my
old  God for a new Temple.View Full

My friend is going to sleep

Hi moon! dim ur light
Hello wind! breeze soft
Hi flower! blossom slowly
Hello earth! spin gently
because my friend is going to sleep....
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GUD 9iT..SWEET DREAMS..View Full

What an Idea sir jee

My car broke down outside Pizza Hut last night..
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So I ordered a pizza to be delivered to my house and got a lift from the driver..
What an Idea sir jee... :P :O :D ;) :DView Full

Sweetest person in your dreams tonight

Let the sweetest person
come to your dreams tonight.
but do not make it a habit
because i m not free every night.
....GOOD.... .......9iT..........View Full

Learn To Live In The Present

Learn To Live In The Present.
Because no amount of can change the past
and no amount of worry can change the future...View Full

Main ni kadi kise kudi te line mari

ਮੈਂ ਨੀ ਕਦੀ ਕਿਸੇ ਕੁੜੀ ਤੇ Line ਮਾਰੀ__
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Bass ਜਦੋ V ਮਾਰੀ ਆ
ਕਾਪੀ ਤੇ E ਮਾਰੀ ਆ
Oh V Scale ਨਾਲ__View Full

Munda sohniye ni iphone varga

O jaAn jaAn ਖੰਘਦੀ ਏ ___ shEd - shEd lAnghdi ਏ __
ਅਸੀਂ jiNd jAAn ਯਾਰਾ ohto ਵਾਰਦੇ ____
ਤੂ bhaal ਦੀਏ CasH gorRiyEE ___
ਮੁੰਡਾ Sohniyee ਨੀ i - phone ਵਰਗਾ _____View Full

You always carry my photo in your handbag

Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why? Husband: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible,View Full

You always running in my mind

You must be a good runner
because you are always
running in my mind.
Miss you, my sweety pie . . . .*View Full

AMERICAN LIFE STYLE

AMERICAN LIFE STYLE
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DAUGHTER:"Sorry Dad,
I got married yesterday..
Forgot to invite you..
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DAD:"U naughty.. It's Ok..
But Don't forget next Time... :PView Full