Ford Figo Aur Ladki Me Ego

Car мe Verna aυr pyar мe Marna
нυм aaj внι paÑ•and karÑ‚te нaι,

Lekιn Ford мe Fιgo aυr ladkι мe Ego
aaj внι нaмe paÑ•and naнι..!!! :PView Full

Husband Wife meet after death

Husband and Wife both die in a car crash. Husband becomes bhoot.
Wife becomes Dayan. They both meet after some time.
Husband tells wife: See I have become a #Bhoot after death,
But strangely you are Still the same... :DView Full

Cow & Cat both are Sisters

Cow & Cat both are #Sisters..
Now you must be thinking ke kaise? Jyada mat socho... :D
I'm telling you,
Cow Mata hoti hai
or
Billi Mousi
Bachpan se hi intelligent hoon...
Lekin kabhi Ghamand nahi kiya!!! :D :PView Full

Proof that you Miss me

Girl: What's the proof that you Miss me ??
.
Boy: "See my cheeks,
My mom slapped me.
Because i was smiling
While sleeping "Thinking of You"
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Girl:" Awwwwww Itna #Pyar karte ho (^___^)
.
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When you can't stop talking

Love is :-
When you __
just can't stop talking to them_
even after __
saying GoodNight __
and bye !! :PView Full

The best kind of relationship

The best kind of relationship
in the world is the one
in which a #SORRY and a #SMILE
can make everything back to normal again....!!!View Full

Electricity Defined by Punjabi Student

Teacher: Define #Electricity?
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.
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Pappu: Electricity is the daughter of #Punjab Govt.
and has an extremely loose character.
She goes and comes anytime,
anywhere without informing anyone,View Full

Mother is the best guide in life

A #Mother may be,
Educated or UnEducated.
But,
She is the Best guidelines in the world
When you fail in your Life.. !!View Full

Agar dost na hote to

Ek Pal ke liye Socho
Agar #Dost na hote to Hum kya......kya  na kar Paate....!!
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#Nursery mei Gumm hua bottle ka
cap kaise dhoondh paate.....
.
LKG mei A,B,C,D likh kar Gurur kise batate.
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Sade yaar muskuraunde rehn

Rabb kare sade yaar muskuraunde rehn,
Sohnia nu tadpaunde rehn,
Yara nal mehfila v launde rehn,
Kudi na fase koi gal ni,
Customer Care naal kamm chlaunde rehn....View Full