Viber use karti ho?

Boy: Viber use karti ho..??

Girl: ufff! Ye un-educated ladke bhi na !!
Dear #Viber nhi #Viper hota hai..
Haan main kabhi kabhi use karti hun jb
paani Jyada ho to
warna pocha hi lagati hun...
BOY: hahahaha :D :P :D :PView Full

Immature & Mature Love

Immature love says:
"I Love you
because I need you".
Mature love says:
"I need you
because I Love you". <3View Full

If you want to achieve

In life, if you want to achieve something
or conquer any thing then firstly you have capable of chill mind
and don't tempting peoples.
If you agree with these lines then deem and consequently
you are the strong person in the worldView Full

Flirting with someone else

Don't be sad
When U see ur ex boyfriend/girlfriend
Flirting with someone else
OooooOoooOooo cOme on yarrr....
Learn to donate ur old toys to poor kidz :-p
Thatz called #Attitude ;-)View Full

Coffee thandi ho jayegi

Santa Banta sit in a coffee shop
Santa : "jaldi pee yaar, Coffee thandi ho jayegi"
Banta : "To kya?"
Santa : arey bewakoof, menu card parh!!!
HOT COFFEE Rs.20/-
&
COLD COFFEE Rs. 40/-View Full

Meaning of PHSD

Manager: What is Your Qualification..?
Santa: Sir I Am PHSD.

Manager: What Do U Mean By PHSD..?
Santa: Passed Hight School With Difficulty..!View Full

Khangan ni dinda maruti nu

Chandigarh ton jake mundeer
jeana leoundi aa,
enna ne pauna chadta kapre sooti nu,
14 de chakeya wala 855
khangan nai dinda car maruti nu !!!View Full

Tera bapu CANADA ch

Tera bapu aa CANADA ch,
te sada kheti baadi da kamm kaaz,
Tainu pasand ne clean shave,
sade kundian muchhaan da rwaaz.....View Full

Ni fer na Chitte te la dai

Paugi Nibhauni je tu layi ni,
fer keh dayi na CANEDEO Maasi aayi ni,
.
Khad jai na mere agge hath jod ke ni
ajj kar le khayal bable di pagg da
Tere lai mai chad ditta Chitta chittiye ni.,
Dekhi fer na Chitte te la dai putt #Jatt da...View Full

What is formula of Water

Teacher- What is the formula of ‪#‎Water‬?
Student- H2OHNO3CaCO3Ca2SnMgClNaClTnHgNiHCl

Teacher- What is this?
‪#‎Student‬- This is muncipality water :DView Full