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Sahab apni GF ke liye phool le lo

Phoolwala:  Sahab apni gf ke liye phool le lo..
Boy: Meri GF nahi hai..
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Phoolwala:  To mangetar ke liye le lo..
Boy: Meri mangetar nahi hai..
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Phoolwala: To biwi ke liye hi le lo..
Boy: Meri biwi bhi nahi hai..
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Teacher Duniya mein kitne desh hain

Teacher : Ye batao ki Duniya
mein kitne desh hain ???
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Pappu : Kar di na paaglon wali baat
Duniya mein 1 hi desh hai INDIA
Baki sab to videsh hai haha :D
Like to banta hai Pappu ke liye !!!
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Dhokha mila jab pyar mein

Boys Rule -
Dhokha mila jab pyar mein
zindagi me udasi chha gyi :(
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socha tha chhod denge is duniya ko
kambakht sochte hi doosri pasand aa gyi ;) :P
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Eh duniya vaang kabooter de

Eh duniya vaang kabooter de
lok taliyan te chog chgaunde ne
pehlan apna bna ke rakhde ne
fer taadiyan maar udaunde ne
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Zindgi de 4 din hass khed katt lo

Zindgi de 4 din hass khed katt lo,
Pyar naal duniya ch khatna jo khat lo,
Lutt lo nazara jagg wale mele da,
Pta nahio hunda yaro aun wale vele da..
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Vinaypal Buttar - Aithe hi Swarg Lyrics

changi soch nu changa fal de dayi,
maade bande nu sochan layi akal de dayi,
nirbal nu thoda jeha bal de dayi,
balbali nu vartan da sakha mere daateya,
aithe hi swarg vasa mere daateya, aithe hi...
aithe hi swarg vasa mere daateya, aithe hi...
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Maa Mere ‪toothpaste‬ mein namak hai

Mom :Beta haath jal gaya,
toothpaste laana
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Pappu : No, Maa,
Mere ‪#‎toothpaste‬ mein namak hai, Duniya Wale kahenge
bete ne Jale pe namak chidak diya..! :D :P
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Teri Jaan wich ‪Jaan‬ vasayi hoye E

Tu russ jaye je main manaundi har waar__
Tere varga na hona koi mera ‪#‎Dildaar__‬ Tere ‪#‎Pyar‬ wich duniya main gawayi hoye E__
Teri Jaan wich ‪#‎Jaan‬ vasayi hoye E__ <3
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Sirf Dosti Hi Yahan Not For Sale Hai

Milna Bichadna Sab Kismat Ka Khel Hai
Kahin Nafrat Kahin Dilon Ka Mel Hai
Bik Jata Hai Har Rishta Duniya Mein
Sirf Dosti Hi Yahan "Not For Sale" Hai...
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Keemat Kya Hai Duniya Mein ‪Pyar‬ Ki

Maine Khuda Se Poochha, "Keemat Kya Hai Duniya Mein ‪#‎Pyar‬ Ki ?"
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Khuda Bhi Hass Ke Bola:-
"Aansu Bhari Aankhen
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Saari Umar Intzaar Ki.... :( :'(
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