Bin aapke hum jee nahi payenge

Aapse milkar ho gaya zindagi se pyar,
Raah me chhod kar mat jaana mere yaar.
Bin aapke hum jee nahi payenge,
Aap na hoge to hum DIMAG kiska khayengee...View Full

Ek murgi aur uske 3 bache

Ek murgi aur uske 3 bache
road cross kar rahe the.
Road cross karne ke baad murgi ke 1
bache ne kaha, hum saato ne road cross karli
7 kaise..?
Socho,
read again,
thoda dimag lagao..!
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Students Exams Life

Students Exams Life -

9am- Wake-up
10am- Breakfast
11am- Thinking to score 80%
12am- FB

1pm- Lunch
2pm- Thori neend le ke parhenge dimagh set hoga..
4pm- Games
5pm- Thinking to score 60%
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Boy to Girl Aur Tumhe Kya Chahiye

Girl: i love u
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Boy: i love u 2
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Boy:" Mere Paas Apne Dost Jaisi Car To Nahin
Par Tumhe Apni Palkon Pe Bitha ke Ghumaunga!
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Mere Paas Uss Jaisa Bada Bangla To Nahin
Par Tumhe Apne Dil Mein Jagah Dunga..
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Ye sher samajh nahi ayega

Jahan ki gurbat mein sukun nahi ayega, Gam-e-tohin se kubul nahi ayega. Maklul ki fitrat hai ye kafir, Dimag fat jayega par ye sher samajh nahi ayega... :D :PView Full

EXAMS ke samay jo kaam na kare

FIRE ko AAG kehte hain
COBRA ko NAAG kehte hain
GARDEN ko BAAG kehte hain
Aur "EXAMS" ke samay jo kaam na kare
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Jab God logo ko dimag baant rahe the

Jab God Sab logo ko dimag baant rahe the,
tab kuch Girls,
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Gol Gappe kha rhi thi
Aur kuch.
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beauty parlor ke samne line me khadi thi :D :PView Full

True Love Ki 8 Nishaniyan

True Love Ki 8 Nishaniyan:
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1: Aap Unke SMSm/Msgs Baar Baar Padhte Hai..
2: Aap Unke Saamne Aane Se Hichkichate Hai
3: Jab Bhi Aap Unke Baare Sochte Ho
To Aapka Dil Aur Tez Dhadkta Hai..
4: Aap Muskurate Hai Jab Aap Unki Aawaz Sunte HainView Full

Khayal Dil Mein Kyon Aata Hai

Kabhi Kabhi
Mere Dil Mein Khayal Aata Hai...
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Ki #Dimag Ke Hote Hue Bhi
Khayal sala #Dil Mein Kyon Aata Hai?View Full

Zindagi Ek Computer Hoti To

Dimag Agar Printer Hota
To Khayal Ke Printout Nikaal Lete,,,
Mann Mein Bluetooth Hota
To Emotions Transfer Kar Lete...
Heartbeat Agar Pen Drive Hota
To Zindagi Ka Backup Le Lete...
Aur Kash Zindagi Ek Computer HotiView Full