Mom to Kid - Lets practice maths

Mom to her 7 year old kid
Lets practice maths ok ?
Lets start with addition.
Example:-
If a Girl gave u 2 candy
and 2 ice cream
Whats ur answer..??
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Kid - Love U Jaanu. ;-)View Full

Students Exams Life

Students Exams Life -

9am- Wake-up
10am- Breakfast
11am- Thinking to score 80%
12am- FB

1pm- Lunch
2pm- Thori neend le ke parhenge dimagh set hoga..
4pm- Games
5pm- Thinking to score 60%
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Exam mein fail hone ki wajah

EXAM me fail hone ki wajah kya hai ?
1 saal ke 365 din hote hein.
Roz 8 ghante sone ke Yani pure saal ke 122 din
365-122=243
Diwali ; holi etc...aur summer vacation gino 61 din
243-61=182 din
Usme 52 sunday.
182-52=130 din.View Full

World's Best Feeling When We See Paper

World's Best Feeling...
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It Comes When We See
A Very Wonderful Question Paper In Examinations Hall
And We Smile At Each Other And Say: 
Ek Bhi Nahi Aata Yaar... :P :O :D ;)View Full

College Life means

College Life:

Means... 8 frnds, 1 bike but no petrol...
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Means... Exam night, 6 dufers & no notes...
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Means... Sitting on sea view, 6 smokerz & 1 cigarette...
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Pappu ne Question Paper banaya

Pappu ne exam k liye Question Paper banaya..
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Paper dekhte hi saare bache behosh ho gye
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Ques.. the:
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1.China kis Desh me hai ??
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2. 15 Aug kis Date ko Aati hai.. ??
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Exam Hall Ki Jaani Maani Lines

Exam Hall Ki Jaani-Maani Lines..
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Kamina Saala ladkiyo ko answer bata raha hai..
lekin yaad rakhiyo, kaam ham log hi aayenge... :P :O :D ;) :PView Full

Wife Ghar nahi aa sakti

Example of a Girl's brain
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Wife: Ghar nahi aa sakti...
Husband : kyon ?
wife :Car ka steering, gear, break sab chori ho gaye ...
After 1hour......
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SHe calls back : "Aa rahi hu,View Full

About Me koi believe hi nahi karta

About Me:
Age 2 Yrs..Nurse ko laat mari…
Age 3 Yrs..Papa ki whisky ki bottle khaali
Age 4 Yrs..ghar walon ki naak mein dum.
Age 5 Yrs..Neighbours ki bell Baja ke bhagaaa..
Age 6 Yrs..school mein Teacher ko line mari..View Full