Definition of LIKE button on Facebook
Girls believe that it will cost Rs 5 for hitting like button 1 Time
and they don't like anything except their own status ,
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Life is about love, which starts with unconditional self-acceptance
Life is about happiness, which is mental and emotional freedom.
Life is about experiences, which means making decisions and living with them for good or for bad.View Full
Welcome 2 Good Night Restaurant
MENU:-
Soft Pillow of Love,
Cool Bed of Trust,
Hot Blanket of Care,
nd aftr all Discount On Bill: Free Sweet n Lovely nini. ... Gud Night...View Full
Smooth roads never makes gud driver!
Smooth seas never makes gud sailors!
Clear skies never makes gud pilot!
Problem free life never makes a strong & good person!
BE strong to accept the challenges of life.View Full
A man went to hell and asked
the Yamraj if he can call his wife.
yamraj said "u can do that"
after man spoke to his wife..
he asked how much to pay yamraj
yamraj said.."hell to hell is free"View Full
Ek din ek ladke ki girlfriend ka BIRTHDAY tha.
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Boy was not in that city..
So, he ordered 20 RED ROSE for his girlfriend..
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He called her up..
Dear maine tumhare liye utne ROSE bheje hain
jitni saal ki tum ho gayi ho..
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Girl to Shopkeeper : Oye Mera Shampoo Ke
Sath Wala Free Gift Do.
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Shopkeeper: Jee Us Ke Sath
Koi Gift Nahi Hai.
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Girl: Bakwas Matt Karo,
Shampoo Pe Likha Hai...View Full
Let the sweetest person
come to your dreams tonight.
but do not make it a habit
because i m not free every night.
....GOOD.... .......9iT..........View Full
Phoolwala: Sahab apni gf ke liye phool le lo..
Boy: Meri GF nahi hai..
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Phoolwala: To mangetar ke liye le lo..
Boy: Meri mangetar nahi hai..
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Phoolwala: To biwi ke liye hi le lo..
Boy: Meri biwi bhi nahi hai..
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