Facebook is now like home

Facebook is now like HOME,
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if you don't come back in 24 hours
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it means you are either lost,  dead, sick
or had an accident xDView Full

Bill Gates decided not to invest in India

Bill Gates decided not to invest further in India after receiving a letter from Mr Banta … To, .................. Bill Gates, .................. Microsoft, From: Banta

Date: 1 April 2012
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Teacher Chaddi Utaar Ke Maarunga

Santa Jab Chota Tha To Hamesha School Mein
Usko Galtiyon Ki Wajah Se Maar Padti Rehti Thi.
Ek Din Homework Na Karne Ki Wajah Se
Teacher Usse Daant Raha Tha.
Teacher:  Sach-Sach Bata Homework Kyun Nahi Kiya,
Nahi To Chaddi Utaar Ke Maarunga.View Full

I am a soldier born to die

A heart touching poem by a Solider... If i die in war zone,
Box me up and send me home.

Put my medals on my chest,
Tell my Mom I did my best.

Tell my Dad not to bow,
he won't get tension from me now.
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Boyfriend Today I Am Tensed

Boyfriend- Today I Am Tensed,
Got Fired From Job,
Got Disowned From Home,
Mood Is Also Off.
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Girlfriend - Acha!
Leave All That,
Look Here!!
...... My New Chappals !  :DView Full

MBA student got campus selection

MBA student went 2 his home
with his GirlFriend after completing his MBA...
His Dad asked,  Who is she ??
Son replied
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My campus selection...!
hahahah lol,, :P :DView Full

Update Relationship status on Facebook

Facebook Fever...
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Girl : I Love you
Boy : (Starts Running)...............!!!

Girl : (Running after him) ...Why are you Running?
Boy : To update my Relationship status on #Facebook :PView Full

When I Miss you This Happens

In the morning, I missed breakfast
While going to office, I missed the bus
In the office, I missed the Deadline
While at home, I missed my Favourite TV show
This is What happens when I Miss you !!!View Full

FACEBOOK ki leela

FACEBOOK ki leela....

#Facebook ki leela sab par padi bhaari hai,
71 saal ki burhiya bhi yahan kunwaari hai..
Chacha ki bhi kismat badal jaati hai,
18 saal ki chaachi yahan mil jaati hai..
Ladke yahan ladkiyan ban jaate hain,View Full

Abhi To Poster Aaya Hai

Drunk Santa reaches home pretty late night.
Jeeto: Pee ke Aaya Hai?
Santa: Nahi. Abhi To Poster Aaya Hai.
Movie December Mein Aayegi !!! :D :PView Full