Kisi ne MAA Se Sawal Kiya

Kisi ne "MAA" Se Sawal Kiya Ke Agar
Aapke Qadmo Se Jannat Le Li Jaye or
Apse Kaha Jaye Ki Kuch or Manglo...
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To Aap Khuda Se Kya Mangogi... ??
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To "MAA" Ne Bahut Khubsurat
Jawab Diya Ki Mein Apni Aulaad KaView Full

Dosto ko chhod de Ferrari Milegi

Bhagwan ne mujhse bola ki tu apna ek pyara dost
chhod de mai tujhe Cell dunga,
2 ko chhod de to "fast track"ki ghadi dunga,
5 ko chhod de 5 lakh dunga,
aur sabhi dosto ko chhod de to "FERRARI" dunga.
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Mein 1st Division mein paas hua to

Bacha :- DAD aapko pata chale ki
Mein 1st Division mein paas hua
to aap ko kaisa Lagega..???
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DAD :- Main to khushi se Pagal ho Jaunga..
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Bacha :- Basss, isi Darr se Mein Fail ho gya...View Full

Mein tan Athroo haan aakhir

ਮੈ ਤਾਂ ਅਥਰੂ ਹਾਂ ਆਖਿਰ ਗਿਰਾਇਆ ਜਾਵਾਂਗਾ...
ਮੈ ਤਾਂ ਅਥਰੂ ਹਾਂ ਆਖਿਰ ਗਿਰਾਇਆ ਜਾਵਾਂਗਾ...
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Aaj Maine 1 Jaan Bachai

Aaj Maine 1 Jaan Bachai.
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Pucho kaise?
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Bhikhari Ko Pucha :- 1000 Ka Note Du To Kya Karega? Bhikhari bola :- Khushi Se Mar Jaunga.
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Maine NAHI DIYA…;-) :DView Full

To aankhen itni khubsurat na hoti

Aansu na hote to aankhen itni khubsurat na hoti,
dard na hota to khushi ki keemat na hoti,
agar mil jata chahne se koi to
duniya mein RABB ki zarurat na hoti.....View Full

Joker ne wahi joke dobara sunaya

Ek joker ne logo ko 1 joke sunaya
to sab log bahut hase,
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Usne wahi joke dobara sunaya
to kam log hase..
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Usne wahi joke fir se sunaya
to koi bhi nahi hasa
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Mohabbat karne wale baat samajh lete hain

Mohabbat karne wale aankhon ki baat samajh lete hain,
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Sapne mein mil jaaye to mulakaat samajh lete hain,
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Rota to aasman bhi hai apne bichde yaar ke liye,
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Par log apni khushi ki khatir usse barsat samajh lete hain....View Full

Yaar tum ne shadi Kyun ki

Santa - Yaar tum ne shadi Kyun ki ?
Banta - khushiya aur sukh pane ke liye..
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Santa - Arrey phir Talaak Kyuny le rahe ho ?
Banta - khoi hui khushiya aur sukh pane ke liyeView Full

Saadi Kismat De Wich Haar Likhi

Sada Dil Jaleyan Da
Ki Jeena Te Ki Marna Ae,
Saadi Kismat De Wich Haar Likhi,
Asi Pair-Pair Te Harrna Ae,
Sade Jeon Di Kise Nu Khushi Nahi,
Na Maran Da Gamm Kise Ne Karna Ae,
Sadi Be-Bas Laash Nu Dekh Ke,View Full