Ham ko rishta manzoor hai

Ek din meri GirlFriend ne mujhe apne ghar bulaya,
Mein ghar pahucha aur bell bajai,

Uski choti sister ne darwaza khola,
Wo bahut sundar thi,

Muskura ke boli aap bahut smart ho,
Abhi ghar par koi nahi hai.View Full

Karta Ajj Facebook te vi Block

ਰੱਖਦੀ ਸੀ ਕਰਕੇ ਜਿਹੜੀ
"Dil" ਵਿਚ "Lock" ਜੱਟ ਨੂੰ__
ਕਰਤਾ ਅੱਜ ਉਸ ਨੇ
"Facebook" ਤੇ ਵੀ "Block" ਜੱਟ ਨੂੰ__View Full

Hun facebook te mili tan dukh mnaundi si

ਸਾਇਕਲ ਉੱਤੇ ਆਉਂਦੇ ਨੂੰ
ਤੂੰ ਦੇਖ ਕੇ ਮੁੜ ਗਈ ਸੀ,
ਗਰੀਬ ਜਿਹਾ ਤੂੰ ਕਹਿ ਕੇ
ਯਾਰ ਨੂੰ ਛੱਡ ਕੇ ਤੁਰ ਗਈ ਸੀ।View Full

Boy to Girl Aapka Naam Kya Hai

Super Chat >>>
Boy: Hi
Girl: Hlo
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Boy: Aapka Naam Kya Hai ?
Girl: palak... what's urs?
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Boy: Paneer ;)

BLOCKED :P
Boy ROCK'Z GIRL shockzzzView Full

Facebook stop suggesting me beautiful girls

A boys painful letter to Facebook...
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Dear Facebook ,
Plz stop suggesting me such beautiful girls,
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It really hurts when I can't add them.. :(
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sincerely,
blocked user :D :PView Full

Reason Why she Blocked Me

She Updated her ‎#Status
"in Love with ‎#RanbirKapoor "
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So I Changed my Name to Ranbir Kapoor
and ‎#Commented "Love U too Babe "
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And She ‎#Blocked Me !!! :v :PView Full

How happy I am without you

Dear Ex.

I won't block you, or delete you

I'am keeping you there,
so you're able to see...
how happy I am without you !!!View Full

Asha 305 306 or 311

Boy: Hi, Whats your name?
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Girl : ‪#‎Asha‬
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Boy : Nice... 305, 306 or 311?
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Waise 501 ke features jaada mast hain ! ;) :P
* Blocked *View Full

Dil Hai Chota Sa Choti Si Asha

#Facebook Pe Pehli Chat
Ladka: Tumhara Naam Kya Hai?
Ladki: ‪#‎Asha‬
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Ladka: Tum Asha Ho, Par Choti To Nai Ho?
Ladki: Matlab????
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Ladka: Dil Hai Chota Sa, Choti Si Asha... ^_^ :P
***BLOCKED***View Full

Haye Rabba oh tan Block kar gayi

ਸਾਡੀ ਹੱਸਦੀ ਵੱਸਦੀ ਜ਼ਿੰਦਗੀ ਨੂੰ
ਓਹ ਐਸਾ "#Lock " ਕਰ ਗਈ

"#Click" ਕਰਨ ਤੇ ਪਤਾ ਲੱਗਾ,
ਹਾਏ ਰੱਬਾ !View Full