Oh ghumdi imported cars ch

ਉਹ ਘੁੰਮਦੀ ਆ
Imported ਕਾਰਾਂ Ch
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ਯਾਰਾਂ ਦਾ ਧਿਆਨ ਰਹਿੰਦਾ
ਸਰਕਾਰੀ ਬੱਸਾਂ ਵਾਲੀ ਨਾਰਾਂ Ch... :DView Full

papa main udna chahta hu

After watching movie
"Ye Jawani Hai Deewani"
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A boy to his father . .
boy - papa main udna chahta hu
girna chata hu,
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daudna bhi chahta hu
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bus rukna nai chahta.
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Amrinder Gill - Lagda Na Gabhru Da Jee

ਲੱਗਦੀ ਕਿਤੇ ਨਾ ਅੱਖ ਕੁੱਝ ਵੀ ਰਿਹਾ ਨਾ ਬਸ,
ਕਰ ਤਾ ਰਕਾਨੇ ਦੱਸ ਕੀ ??View Full

Theories on arguing with a girl

There are 2 theories on arguing with a Girl!!!
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If the girl is right
be fair to her & keep quiet.
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If the girl is wrong
be fair to yourself & keep quiet :PView Full

Which machine to impress girls

Boy to Gym instructor:
"Which machine shall I use?
I want to impress girls"
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Gym Instructor: "ATM"  lol :P
Well said Mr. Instructor (y)View Full

Rakhi Sawant in Train without ticket

RAKHI SAWANT Train mein
TC:- Ticket.. ??
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Rakhi: Mera to Chehra hi Ticket hai.
TC:" Jurmana lagega!
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Rakhi:" kyu.. ??
TC:" Qki Tum 1st CLASS me baithi ho
&
Chehra 3rd CLASS ka hai... :O :P :DView Full

Kid came with cigarette & Beer

Aaj Ke Bacche
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Postman knocked the Door.
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A Kid came with cigarette in mouth
& Beer in hand..
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Postman:- Papa hain.. ??
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Kid:- Abe Bhootni Ke,
Mujhe Dekh Ke Lagta HaiView Full

Girl dont know how to remove the pendrive

A girl gets 95 marks in computer
but dont know how to remove the pendrive safely
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But a boys get 44 marks in the same subject
but he knows how to hack a computer :o :P :DView Full

Wife Ghar nahi aa sakti

Example of a Girl's brain
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Wife: Ghar nahi aa sakti...
Husband : kyon ?
wife :Car ka steering, gear, break sab chori ho gaye ...
After 1hour......
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SHe calls back : "Aa rahi hu,View Full

How does blood reach your brain

Scientific Question For You..
How Does Blood Reach UR Brain?
Simple
Direction Of Liquid Is Always
Towards The Empty Space.  :D :PView Full