An Oldman was waiting for Train

Once An Oldman was waiting for Train...
Boy:What's the Time?
Oldman: Sorry

Boy: Time ?
Oldman: No!

Boy: Why?
Oldman: If i tel u the time, u will ask me my name,
my job etc Then both of us will b frank..View Full

Wapis aate waqt 4 din kyun lage

Ik banda apni car mein Delhi jaata hai
Us ko jaane mein ik din lagta hai &
wapis aane mein 4 din lagte hain
Uski maa puchti hai "beta tumhe jaate waqt 1 din lga or vapis aate waqt 4 din kyu lage?
Beta: Iss mein mera koi kasoor nahi hai,View Full

James Bond after watching Rajni's film

JAMES BOND comitts sucide
after Watching Rajni’s Film
WHY.?
Rajni had empty gun,
Villain fired at him;
.
He Catches the BULLET puts
It in his gun & kills the villain. :D :PView Full

Marry Happiness always Love yourself

Flirt with your #IDEAS;
Have a Fling with #INNOCENCE;
Romance with your #DREAMS;
Get engaged to #SIMPLICITY;
Marry #HAPPINESS;
Divorce your #EGO;
And always #LOVE yourself  :)View Full

Just be strong in Life

Whatever #Life given you
Even if it #Hurts,
Just be #Strong &
act like you're okay.
Strong walls shake ,
But never collapse :)View Full

My Attitude Depends on You

Don't Get My #PERSoNaLity
& My #AttiTude Twisted ,

Coz My #PerSoNality z Me,
And My #AttiTuDe
Depends on You......!!!!View Full

Punjab de famous singers di details

ਪੰਜਾਬ ਦੇ ਮਸ਼ਹੂਰ ਕਲਾਕਾਰਾਂ ਦਾ ਵੇਰਵਾ
ਸੱਚ ਗਾਉਣ ਵਾਲਾ - ਬੱਬੂ ਮਾਨ Babbu Maan
ਫਕੀਰੀ ਵਾਲਾ - ਗੁਰਦਾਸ ਮਾਨ Gurdas MaanView Full

MBA student got campus selection

MBA student went 2 his home
with his GirlFriend after completing his MBA...
His Dad asked,  Who is she ??
Son replied
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My campus selection...!
hahahah lol,, :P :DView Full

Funny Job Interview by a candidate

FUNNY INTERVIEW
Officer : What is Your Name ?
Candidate : M P. Sir
Officer : Tell Me Properly
Candidate : Mohan Pal Sir

Officer : Your Father's Name ?
Candidate : M P. Sir
Officer : What Does That Mean ?View Full

Friends to heartbeat hote hain

Dil ke 4 hisse hote hain . . .
1 - Mom
2 - Dad
3 - God
4 - Love
.
Aur #Friends ke liye ?
.
.
Dosto ke liye koi jagah nahi.
Tum log to heartbeat ho yaar
tumhare bina life impossible hai. . . . .View Full