Friend is in Jail With You

Who is a Friend?
.
Friend is not sum1 who gives ur Bail
When U R in Jail..
But,
Friend is a Person who IS IN JAIL WIth U
& says
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“Bola tha na Fasenge” :PView Full

Taxi Driver - I Am My Own Boss

I was In A 'Taxi'
When The Taxi Driver Said:

"I Love This Job..!
I Am My Own Boss
& No Body Tells Me What To Do..!"

Then I Replied: "Aage Sey Left Le" :D :PView Full

Roadies will now be using Horses

Due to High Petrol Price,
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MTV
ROADIES will now be using Horses in
the next season instead of Bikes.
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& the show name will be " GHODIES " :P :DView Full

Girls are Special - Value Girls in Your Life

GIRLS ARE SPECIAL...

A Girl will Smile in Pain, Cry in Joy..
She will give Up all Her Pleasures just
for a Smile from Someone She Loves..
She will Change a 100 Dresses, n
still not Like any..
She will Shout Like Maniacs;View Full

Sorry I am at Blood Bank

GF: Where R You ... ?
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PAPPU: I'm At Bank.
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GF: I Need 30,000 For New Cell
Phone & 10,000 For New Mini Skirts.
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PAPPU: Sorry, I Mean I'm At 'Blood Bank '
"KHOON PIYEGI KHOON"... ? :P :DView Full

DesiStatus fans busy reading my Status

#SACHIN fans watching #CRICKET

#KAPIL fans are watching #COMEDYNIGHTS #SALMAN fans watching his #MOVIES #SANIA fans watching #TENNIS
.
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And #DesiStatus fans are always busy
reading my '#STATUS'.
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How do Boys Manage Time in Exam

In Examination Hall,
.
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How Do Boys Manage The Time..
1. Watching The Girls Around.
2. Sighting The Lady Superviser.
3. Counting How Many Windows & Doors.
4. Seeing The Brand Name Of The Pen.View Full

Why you applying shampoo on shoulders

Santa while taking a head-bath was applying #shampoo even on his shoulders. Jeeto: Why are you applying #shampoo on shoulders? Santa: This shampoo is special.
It is clearly written on it
"Head and Shoulders" :DView Full

Friends are great than Relatives

Friends are great than Relatives
Bcoz
#Relatives have blood relationship
& #Friends have heart relationship
& Heart supplies blood to all parts of body :)View Full

Safety Tips for Winter

Safety Tips for #Winter !!!
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Stand in front of #Mirror
with one glass of water.....
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& throw water on the mirror &
say "NAHAA Liye" :D :v :PView Full